anus farm |
My wife is pregnate right nowBody: Isn't i weird that she is growing a little anus in her, and that her mother grew her anus in her and that her grandmother grew her mothers anus. That's not something...
Posted by THE ELECTROLITES on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:59:00 PST |
groosed beef |
grossed beef.Body: Like there's a guy in a restaurant going " excuse me how is your grossed beef". Then the waiter says "oh its pretty disgusting I assure you. Then the guy says. How exactly is it gro...
Posted by THE ELECTROLITES on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:56:00 PST |
fish |
I think if tuna fish sawBody: The cans of tuna in the market that said " dolphin free tuna" they would sarcastically say "wow thanks a lot" .My friend told me last night that all the bees on the plane...
Posted by THE ELECTROLITES on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:55:00 PST |
toilet stuff. |
I said "mom is it "possible you could poop out your mouth".She said in a very calm voice "well I suppose if something was blocking your intestinal track as a last resort maybe your body would try and ...
Posted by THE ELECTROLITES on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:16:00 PST |
mac and cheese |
When ever I make macaroni and cheeseBody: I like to imagine that I bring a bunch of it to those starving rugby player from that movie alive. They would be all "wow shmedly this is amazing really great...
Posted by THE ELECTROLITES on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:26:00 PST |
planet |
I would really likeBody: To go to a planet that is super advanced in every way except music hasn't been invented there yet.I could start out just packing clubs by playing the ukulele then I would move...
Posted by THE ELECTROLITES on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:17:00 PST |
If i had a parasitic twin |
I would teach him to play simple synth lines. Like he could play a moog while I'm doing a guitar solo nothing fancy it's just that if my system is keeping him aflota he should contribute....
Posted by THE ELECTROLITES on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:44:00 PST |
they say |
We are always on the lookout for radio waves from aliens. I would just love it we picked up some of there t.v..In fact I can't think of anything I'd rather watch than alien t.v.. Like imagine somethin...
Posted by THE ELECTROLITES on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:26:00 PST |
you know what saying bothers me now |
Woman and children first. It didn't bother too much as a kid but now it gives me anxiety to imagine that I have to trample over a bunch of kids and girls just to survive, plus everyone will think I'm ...
Posted by THE ELECTROLITES on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:25:00 PST |
space travel. |
That if there are aliens they are too far away for anyone to survive the trip. The idea of millions of light years is a bummer because it just seems impossible. I was thinking you could make a space s...
Posted by THE ELECTROLITES on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:21:00 PST |
