Wilson St. Pub & Sluthouse Band

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We are a Joke that will never die no matter how unfunny it becomes. We play Zombie Country, a musical genre we invented our selves. Now you may ask yourself "Self, why is it that the musical genre, Zombie Country, has up until this time never been explored?" Well brainiac, the answer is fucking simple, no one up until this point has ever been crazy or stupid enough to try it. Some have thought about it then laughed and decided to quit doing so much drugs at one time. Thats the Wilson St. difference, we are that senseless or crazy or ...maybe... genius? and we don't even need the drugs!
But don't you worry, I'll eat my words soon enough! Zombie Country will rise one day! There will be like a million copycat bands and Zombie Country will top the Fucking Charts! And all your friends will wear Zombie Country T-shirts and listen to Zombie Country CDs. And you can be like "Hey man, I was there in the beginning, reading the myspace profile that changed the fucking world, I was a Wilson St. fan when you where listening to like Good Charlotte, or whatever damn thing you kids listen to." and you friend will be like "so, everyone read that stupid shit" and you'll be like "fuck you man that 'stupid shit' is my stupid life!" and then they will be like "well maybe you should find something productive to do." and you'll be like "FUCK YOU MAN! I'LL GIVE YOU PRODUCTIVE! I'LL GIVE YOU A WHOLE-FACE FULL OF FIST-SHAPED PRODUCTIVE! I AM A FUCKING SLAVE TO THAT WONDEROUSE TWO-FOUR DRUMBEAT AND THAT GINGLE-GANGLE GUITAR AND THAT BUM-BA-BUM-BA BASS LINE AND THAT 'ARRRGGGRRAUAREJAK' VOCALS! AND IT FUCKING CONTROLS ME AND IT'S TELLING ME TO KILL! I WILL DRINK YOUR FUCKING BLOOD FROM YOUR FUCKING SKULL! ALL MUST DIE IN THE NAME OF ZOMBIE COUNTRY! ALL MUST FUCKING DIE! THERE ARE OTHERS MAN! THERE IS A WHOLE FUCKING ARMY OF US CRAZY BASTARDS AND YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU TOLD ME TO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE! RRRRUUUUE!"
and then you'll go to the funny farm cus Zombie Country rotted your fucking brain, but you where kinda a crazy bitch for listening to it in the first place.
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Member Since: 11/15/2004
Band Website: 1332records.com
Band Members:

BYL ...... Yelling, bitching, complaining

KHALIL..... Gitfiddle, himself

ALEX...... Bass, trout, armpit fart noises

CHRIS...... Drums, random beatings

Influences:

Zombie Country only influences more Zombie Country, it's like a gateway genre

Sounds Like:

Say Danzig & Johnny Cash had some kinda deformed-bastard-CHUD-baby and that deformed-bastard-CHUD-baby had a shitty punk band. That's us.

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Record Label: 1332 Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Lyrics to Pirates of the West Bench

it was on the 12th of june in the heat of afternoonwhen we set sail from our homefrom the west bench we sailed as they cheered and they hailedfor adventure we were to roamwell the oceans were clear th...
Posted by Wilson St. Pub & Sluthouse Band on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:01:00 PST

Lyrics to Apathetic Asshole

a thousand crows are screaming as they fly over my headpeople pass me by as if i was deadi scream with the crows till my face is turning bluescreaming out with them my thought and point of viewbut nob...
Posted by Wilson St. Pub & Sluthouse Band on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 08:32:00 PST

Lyrics to Hellbilly Sideshow

it was a cold november night with a lunar eclipsewhen a black caravan lurched up out of the mistin no time flat they set up their ragged tentsa sign posted at the door admission fifty centsnow half a ...
Posted by Wilson St. Pub & Sluthouse Band on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:52:00 PST

spelling with zombies

........Zombie Letters from e-zombie.com...
Posted by Wilson St. Pub & Sluthouse Band on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:53:00 PST

Bio by Alex... I think

The Legend: Wilson Street Pub and Sluthouse Band is a fairly new band straight out of Boise, Idaho. When was the conception? No one can really say. How did it come about? "It was a inside joke that...
Posted by Wilson St. Pub & Sluthouse Band on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:02:00 PST

A joke that went too far.

This is the old Myspace description if anybody wanted something slightly more biographical:BASICALLY A JOKE THAT WENT TOO FAR, BYL SAID TO KHALIL "HEY WE SHOULD START A COUNTRY BAND." KHALIL SAID " ...
Posted by Wilson St. Pub & Sluthouse Band on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:51:00 PST

june 29th at the loft pics

We rocked The Loft 6-29-06 ...
Posted by Wilson St. Pub & Sluthouse Band on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 12:41:00 PST

((((((((Must Read)))))))Boise Weekly Profile

So the weekly did a profile on us. http://www.boiseweekly.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A162192 ">go here to read it....
Posted by Wilson St. Pub & Sluthouse Band on Thu, 25 May 2006 05:19:00 PST

dwarves

we opened for the motherfuckin dwarves bitch. culmination of 12 years of dreams nuff said.
Posted by Wilson St. Pub & Sluthouse Band on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 10:29:00 PST

Loserpalooza!

well we played loser last night. in the rain and cold. thanx to the twenty or so people who stuck around and braved the elements. man that desert wind is cold. we played a shor...
Posted by Wilson St. Pub & Sluthouse Band on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:10:00 PST