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Dave after Dave

Eggs. The living legend needs eggs.

About Me

Here are some wonderful things you should read:

Goats is quite possibly the definitive webcomic.

You should only read Dresden Codak if you are smart and understand deep philosophical concepts.

Everyone, and I do mean EVERYONE, should read A Lesson is Learned but the Damage is Irreversible and Minus . Pure wonderfulness they are.

For good crude humor, check out Alien Loves Predator . In New York, no one can hear you scream.

But my all time absolute favorite webcomic is Buttercup Festival

And now a public service message from The Umbrella Corporation:

My Interests

biking, waterskiing, wakeboarding, fishing, anime, beer, drums, hiking, camping, rock-climbing, hitting things with my truck (fenceposts and shit like that, not animals), motorcycles, tatoos, piercings, chicks with shaved heads, moogles, subversion of the dominant paradigm, making stupid people shut up, climbing trees, rocking out with my cock out
Necromancy

I'd like to meet:

Meat Shake!

Music:

jazz, insurgent country, swing, rock, hip-hop, underground rock, country punk, garage rock, funk, soul, heavy metal, Murder by Death, Modest Mouse, Old 97s, Volta do Mar, Oso, Faultlines, Slaid Cleaves, Split Lip Rayfield, The Gourds, The Yayhoos, Cloak & Dagger, Third Turn, Kristin Myers and Our Heroes , Little Joe Gould, Sounds Like Braille, Sigur Ros, Malcolm Palmer, Ugly Cassanova, Dunce Cap , KY Years , Some Other Band You've Probably Never Heard Of

Movies:

noir, cheezy kung fu, spaghetti westerns, sci-fi, anime, anything post-apocalyptic, Jim Jarmusch, The Boondock Saints, Serenity, Akira Kurosawa, anything with Clint Eastwood, Johnny Depp, Bruce Willis, or John Malkovitch

Television:

Smallville, Myth Busters, Monster House, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Red vs. Blue, Firefly, The Dog Whisperer, Veronica Mars

Books:

"His Dark Materials" by Phillip Pullman, "Hardcore Zen" by Brad Warner, "Wizard and Glass" and "The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon" by Stephen King, "The Time Traveller's Wife" by Audrey Whatserface, the poems of Robert Browning, comics by Jon Rosenberg (www.goats.com) and Brian Johnson, and anything else that Sarah recommends.

Heroes:

my father, the four Bruces (Campbell, Lee, Springsteen, and Willis), Hank Williams (Sr. and III, not Jr), Bill Rumsey, Jay Barry, Curt Peters, Leah Savion, Robert Eno, Patrick Suppes, Jim Carrey, Hirshi Ali

My Blog

I hate them all

So I'm listening to the news on KPLU this morning, and there's a bit about illegal dog fighting and how prolific it is.This is a portion of a transcript from npr.org. The entire article can be found h...
Posted by Dave after Dave on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:55:00 PST

It's my fault guys. Sorry.

So I was all happy when Johnny Hart died. Not happy that the poor man was dead. Gods no, that's a terrible thought. Although the fucker did live a pretty long life, thanks in part, I'm sure, to his go...
Posted by Dave after Dave on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:33:00 PST

If the crib's on fire, you don't speculate that the baby is flame retardant.

When I was a boy I was convinced that I had been killed repeatedly in my own lifetime. I reckoned that most people had been killed pretty often, but ...
Posted by Dave after Dave on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:30:00 PST

they will see us waving from such great heights...

Isn't it amazing how one little gesture from someone can erase lots of anxiety and stress and worry and make you feel like everything's going to be okay. I know the only people that can truly solve ou...
Posted by Dave after Dave on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:47:00 PST

In the words of the ancients, one should make his decision within the space of seven breaths.

Once upon a time, I had a plan.  Or we had a plan, rather; a plan involving one year, a cheaper apartment, throwing wheels, kilns, clay, and Portland.  Oh, and maybe a guitar or two.  T...
Posted by Dave after Dave on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 04:18:00 PST

Ramblings of the sleep-deprived

Disclaimer: Please excuse any and all typos, misspellings, etc. Well it's nearly seven in the morning.  I've been at work for almost eight hours and will be here four more before I am turned loos...
Posted by Dave after Dave on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:02:00 PST

hahaha

this is an email i got a while back: You were referred to me as a person of theatrical interest. Albuquerque production company putting together an erotic short story. As you probably know there ar...
Posted by Dave after Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

two things i hate

one: people who have too much background music, video, etc. on their myspace so that it takes forever to load on my crappy dial-up connection. two: bono.  and the fact that he says 'one two three...
Posted by Dave after Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST