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About Me

I'm short but I have a thing for tallies. I listen to shitty metal, but I secretly love soft rock. I'm bi-sexual, bi-racial and bi-lingual which either means I'm very diverse or I do everything half ass. Either way I'm brown so you should fear me or feel sorry for me otherwise you're a racist. Most of my friends are boys. This had led to an inability to discuss feelings, swearing and farting in public and a lot of drinking. I'm afraid of werewolves, AIDS and pregnancy. I only drink cocktails that include the ingredients in the title. I have two general thoughts on life, beer makes everything better and just because I have tattoos doesn't mean you can touch them.

Sometimes your casual friends talk you into putting latex on your face and pants on your head.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone as long as they're not all foldy and moldy. Or as long as their headline isn't something about "living life" cause that's obnoxious bullshit. I am living life if I'm alive aren't I?

My Blog

Barack Obama drinks PBR and I think I killed an icon.

In not as surprising or important news all those people who considered Hillary Clinton to be "one of the people" because she appealed to all the beer drinkers while Obama appealed to the wine drinkers...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:26:00 GMT

Working gay poles and other misadventure

Some friends and I went out to karaoke last night on the hill.  It was suprisingly fun but then everything is after some whiskey shots and beers.  Worm even sang some Madness.  For some...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:31:00 GMT

Spin that bottle

For some reason I've played spin the bottle in the last 6 weeks more than I have my entire adolescence which isn't saying much since I was way too punk for that shit in high school and by punk I mean ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:23:00 GMT

i am a lesbian

In the DCU!!! That's right, my name and somewhat likeness are gracing the current pages of a DC comic mini-series, "Crime Bible: Five Lessons of Blood" in issue 2 "The Lesson of Lust."The main charact...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 22:04:00 GMT

Video store nerds and gay wizards

A couple of weeks ago some dude working at the Hollywood video in Lacey tried to totally own me on some comic geekery.  I was parousing the new release racks and saw a copy of the Dr. Strange str...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 21:16:00 GMT

The inevitable...

I got word from the company I'm working for (Nova Group) that their Japanese branch which has been suffering financial problems since September is not seeing an improvement any time soon.  Appare...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:59:00 GMT

Nuevo Mexico es muy calor

I've been in Albuquerque, New Mexico since Monday and it's been pretty official. So far Worm and I have been getting drinks and doing work every night and topping it off with cheddar cheesey enchilad...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:14:00 GMT

Getting the fuck out of Dodge...finally!!

So as of October 23, I will be leaving for Japan until next October.  I still don't know where I'm being placed, but I think it might be in or near Tokyo since I was booked on a flight coming in ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:12:00 GMT

Survey thingy

My Father thinks I am: a drunkMy Mother thinks I am: rebellious and oddMy grandma thinks I am: I didn't know them to well before they died so I don't knowMy boyfriend thinks I am: beautiful, lucky meM...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 00:48:00 GMT

Moving to Japan!!

I just heard back today from the job I interviewed for to teach English in Japan and found out I got it. By this fall I'm blowing this popsicle stand for sushi, sumo and sake for a whole year!! Fuck y...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:35:00 GMT