Pessimist Parade created from the remaining members of the infamous & violent yet hilariously retarded band Damage Case. Here’s the full story:
After a successful stint in the male strip circuit in France, JJ Damage left the godforsakin’ country to meet with Rio Grande- who at that time, worked in Hollywood, CA as a profesional stunt double for Samo Hung- the great martial artist from china. Both got drunk and soon complained about how they were sick and tired of their careers- longing for the days of playing pure punk rock n’roll in front of people in seedy smelly and dirty clubs. Soon they form a band and play w/ 2 guys they picked up from K St for a show but alas they’re too fruity and demanded too much. So they headed out west and recruited Tom Slick-who’s talent is biting dicks off of Kangaroos - from the traveling carnivale freak exhibits in Texas and they kidnaped Ethan Foote from his private mansion in Maine. Unfortunately aftermonths of rocking out around DC/MD/VA, Ethan Foote clocked out to pursue his dreams. Then one day a little skinbyrd landed outside of JJ’s house, all she had was a bass, some beer ,a bad attitude, and a t-shirt that read ’Boot mama’ it was a sign from the druglords above! They tried her out and tom asked "can we keep her?", so they did. And that is how Pessimist Parade came to be!Contact us at [email protected] for bookings.
