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Simon

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

53 going on 25. Bass player (and occasional guitarist). Sometime editor, typesetter and general Mac enthusiast (but definitely not computer nerd). Good (some say very good) cook - and mostly housetrained. Warm, witty, well-travelled and several other things beginning with w (no sniggering at the back, please...).

The headline quote is something I heard on Radio 4's 'Thought For The Day'. Not something I normally listen to, because it always ends up being about God, who doesn't exist. But anyway, the story was:
Itzhak Perlman, one of the greatest violinists the world has ever known, and famously crippled by polio, is three-quarters of the way through playing a violin concerto when he breaks a string. Without a moment's hesitation, he carries on and plays the rest of the concerto on three strings. At the end, there is a stunned silence, followed by a 10 minute standing ovation and numerous curtain calls.
Eventually, Perlman manages to silence the crowd for long enough to say - and obviously referring to far more than the broken string: 'Our task is to make music with what we have'.
Sadly, I've since dicovered that the story is completely untrue, but hey, you get the idea...

My other favourite quote is from a 1982 Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson annual - after Holmes introduces himself in flawless Mandarin to a Chinese visitor: Lestrade: 'Holmes, I had no idea you spoke Chinese!' Holmes: 'A gentleman is able to be polite in several languages'.

My Interests



Music. You know how sometimes you hear a tune in the morning and it sticks in your head all day? I have music in my head all day, every day. If the first thing I hear in the morning doesn't stick, my brain will always find something else. If it can't find anything, it makes something up. This can be a pain in the arse, actually, but it's cheaper than a 60 gig iPod.

Food. I love eating, and I love cooking. And feeding people I love. I've heard it said that in some parts of the world the standard greeting is not 'how are you?' but 'have you eaten?'. That gets my vote..

Politics. Not as in party politics - I think Tony Blair finally put the nail in that coffin (although Tony Benn announcing that he was leaving Parliament to spend more time on politics was also a seminal moment).

I'd like to meet:

People - not as if I don't know any, but new people are always good! (Women would be nice, too)
Oh, and I'd like to improve my French... and Polish... and maybe Portuguese?

Music:

Albinoni to Zappa, calling at all stations. I could put a ridiculously long list up here, but hey! who's going to read all the way to the bottom? If you like music, go to www.pandora.com and maybe find something new. Or check out some of my friends, if you don't know them already... I'm currently gagging to hear the new Lo Polidoro album, due out soon...

Movies:

This week - I picked up a boxed set of three David Lean classics - Great Expectations, Oliver Twist and A Tale of Two Cities. Magic...
It's a Wonderful Life, Once Upon a Time in the West, The Last Waltz, Lagaan, Moulin Rouge, Nikita, This is Spinal Tap, A Matter of Life and Death, Shaolin Soccer, Leon, Life of Brian, Ghost Dog...

Television:

Nice to have Spooks back on our screens. There should be a section here for 'Radio' but as there isn't - Radio 4 is mostly the soundtrack to my morning/late evening. And Sundays would cease to exist if it weren't for the Archers omnibus.
Robert Elms on BBC London (94.9fm or bbc.co.uk/london) is one of the few people on radio who love London as much as I do (and mostly for the same reasons), and isn't afraid to share his passion on air.

Books:

If I had to pick one 'Desert Island' book, I'd probably go for St Exupery's 'The Little Prince'. On the other hand, that's pretty short, so maybe the collected works of Charles Dickens. Or maybe 'Madame Bovary'. I'm currently re-reading Barney Hoskyns' 'Across The Great Divide', a masterly (and very readable) history of, in George Harrison's words, 'The best band in the history of the universe'.

Heroes:

I don't do heroes. There are plenty of people I respect and admire (I think you know who you are...). 'Hero' suggests the word 'worship' and I really don't think that's healthy.