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..This PROFILE is best viewed with FIREFOX."All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.", Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)I AM AN EPISTEMOLOGIST. I AM A SEEKER OF KNOWLEDGE AND LIFE'S TRUTHS. I AM REWORKING THIS SITE, HAVE PATIENCE.
Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: I used to when I was drinking.
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: A FIGHTER
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Losing my mind, I guess if I had to say
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Yea. Is this a psychological test?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: Most of it sucks. I don't think any of it is all that real.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Not ever.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: Yes, but I got ugly and then pretty again later.
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: Not to shabby
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Gray on laptop, beige on desktop.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: I dont take showers. Too invasive.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: Nope, but i do want to jump out of an airplane.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: Many.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Snowy Mountains.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: Yes. Its ok.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: Yes, it is a classic...
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: I don't think that what the media tells us is true, so I don't really know. Guess I should look for the truth on that.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: I never got that far, I always bit into it.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: .sdrawkcab sgniht fo stol od nac I, seY
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: Not yet.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: HELL FUCK NO.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: No need for it in the world today.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: Prolly not. Not looking.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Yes.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: Levaquin and cheap metal.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": Today.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: No. Biggie's peeps popped a cap in his azzz.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: I wouldnt know. I havent been to anyone elses.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: Scrambled and well done.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: Usually.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: In outer space.
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 1:53PM CST
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: Yes. The Shiznit and Peaceowork.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: Nope, but I dont eat fast food much.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: An hour ago, I was fixing my XM in Barney my car.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: BATHS
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: Yes.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: I dont like complete darkness although I do love night and winter.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: Too many things to mention.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: CRUNCHY
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: Yes several times.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: Once.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: Yes.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: Yes.
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: OMG. Are you kidding for 14 months, saw 40 states.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Hazel
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: Yesterday about how happy I am.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: YES.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: I cant think of anyone.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: YES
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: No. But I want to.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: No, but I plan to learn piano this year.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: Yes, but not really well. I can skate really well.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: OMG YES.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: YES.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: YES YES YES
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: Almost.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: YES.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: YES. But I dont do that anymore. I can do a cartwheel and I just turned 39.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: Yes, she has seen it.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Pizza.
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: Yes, I like dark mauve and burgundy.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: I LIKE EVERYONE.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: HEAD ON.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: Nope.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: TOOL
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