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THE NEW ALBUM IS HERE - ACT NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN THE FIRST CD FOR FREE. THAT'S TWO ALBUMS FOR A MERE FIVE BUCKS! CLICK THE ALBUM COVER BELOW TO PURCHASE:SASSY IS THE NIGHT TRACK LISTING: 1. Hugo Just Wants to Walk His Dog 2. Let Me Be Your Heartache 3. Better Way to Waste My Time 4. Lovin' a Crack Whore Shore Ain't Easy 5. You Smell Like Something I Wouldn't Want to Touch (But I'm Touching You Anyway) CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO YOU SMELL: The Sassy MoFoS music 6. It's a Long Way to Khandahar 7. I'm Making a Doo Doo Now 8. As Long as the Queers Don't Get Married 9. Strippers in the House of the Lord 10. What's the News, AQ? 11. I Won't Be Dick Cheney's Bitch 12. Hey Whitey! Where'd You Get Them Shoes?Formed shortly after witnessing a Mojo Nixon/Dead Milkmen show, the Sassy Mofos went on to become a legend in their own living room. They performed countless shows to nonstop imaginary applause. On a cold frosty morning in January of 1991 they were able to con 3 hours of studio time and released the time honored classic by those in the know: Debby's Not Home: which featured such classic tunes as "Postcards from Hell", "This Damn Couch" and "Elephant Love Song". Soon after the recording the band disbanded and vowed to start their 1st annual reunion tour some time in the future...is that future now? I mean it is 15 years later, will Mofos start invading living rooms across the country, spilling beer on couches, and jumping on pogosticks?God only knows if these rumors may be true, but it is absolutely true that the MoFoS are recording again. Take a listen to "I Won't Be Dick Cheney's Bitch" on this here site. They got together in TN in 2006 and finished their new album, "Sassy is the Night". Stay Tuned to this here website or www.thesassymofos.com in order to stay up to date as to the news of any upcoming tours or new tuneage. SASSPARILLA PHOTO JOURNAL
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CLAUDIA WINS THE T-SHIRT IN FIRST SASSY MOFO RUBBER DUCKY CONTEST
SUPER CREATIVE, SUPER ORIGINAL, AND SUPER SASSY
WAY TO GO CLAUDIA
"MALE TEENAGE DUCK" THE CONTEST WINNER
ALL CONTEST ENTRIES IN FIRST SASSPARILLA RUBBER DUCKY CONTEST CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE SASSY MOFOS ON BUSHFLASH.COM'S 9TH PODCAST
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ELEPHANT LOVE SONG

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Member Since: 2/6/2006
Band Website: thesassymofos.com
Band Members: CURRENT MEMBERS:
SLIKKER DEE- THROAT SOUNDS MR "SLAPPY HANDS" TEE- GUITAR SOUNDS LEE HONG CHEE - PERCUSSIVE PERSUASIONS
DR. NEEDLES - PHAT SOUNDS

FLAT CREEK TOOTERS - VARIOUS BRASSY SOUNDS

FORMER MEMBERS:
ABDULLAH SCHMUCKLER - PHAT SOUNDS (2006-07) JUST HAL - PERCUSSIVE PERSUASIONS (2006-07) PRE-SUBURBAN PAULLLLY - PHAT SOUNDS (1991) The C Man - PERCUSSIVE PERSUASIONS (1991) ROCHESTER - PERCUSSIVE PERSUASIONS (ON 1990 DEMOS)
Influences: Mojo Nixon ~ Worship him for he rocketh and verily rolleth, The Dead Milkmen - The Disciples of Rock, and of course Yngwie Malmsteen - the God of all Guitarists
Sounds Like: You probably need to go ask Debby, and if you find her tell her hi from the boys upstairs, but don't tell her where to find us now. If you can't find her then here's what some of GarageBand.com's Reviewers have been saying:"The Swedish Chef Gone Punk" "A Spazzed Out Lux Interior" (The Cramps) "You Play Fast and to the Point" "New American Anthem" (I Won't Be Dick Cheney's Bitch)
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My Blog

Drinking Stories that Will Put Yours to Shame

By Ian Lendler --> --> --> --> --> --> (Mental Floss) -- Turns out, the best drinking stories in history are actually, well, historical. So raise a glass to your forefa...
Posted by The Sassy MoFoS on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:37:00 PST

Sugar Ray Thrilled to Be Playing in Man’s Head

Sugar Ray Thrilled To Be Playing In Man's HeadSAN DIEGO&8212;"It's great to be back," announced frontman Mark McGrath, whose band followed thoughts of a turkey sandwich and a rem...
Posted by The Sassy MoFoS on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:00:00 PST

Sassy is the Night Review from Mohawk Radio.com

The Sassy MoFoS - Sassy is the Night by Donnie VileFriday, October 12, 2007Wow. This is the worst, lame-assed, lounge-music, cock rock, trying-to-be-funny-and-ironic-and-failing-miserably album I'...
Posted by The Sassy MoFoS on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:30:00 PST

New Heart Device Allows Cheney to Experience Love

New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience LoveWASHINGTON, DCRecovering from minor heart surgery Sunday, Vice President Dick Cheney stunned both the medical and political establishments when he mys...
Posted by The Sassy MoFoS on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 02:52:00 PST

Slikker Dee in Slaughter Sisters Movie

Hey Ho Sassy Peoples,I just got a role in an indie flick that's going to be shooting in November.  It's called Slaughter Sisters.  I'll be playing a dude who gets killed by a Vampire Hooker ...
Posted by The Sassy MoFoS on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:41:00 PST

iTunes Sassied Up

Howdy Sassters,iTunes just got a whopping load of sass uploaded and you can now download "Sassy is the Night" right smack dab onto your ever present iPod.    ..Hook us up with some iMixes if...
Posted by The Sassy MoFoS on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:49:00 PST

Sassy is the Night Album Free on AmieStreet.com for Now!!!

Hey Sassers and Frassers,Be some of the first people to download "Sassy is the Night" over at AmieStreet.com and you can get the entire album for free.  The way I think it works is that as people...
Posted by The Sassy MoFoS on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:07:00 PST

Sassy Contest: Halfway to Deadline

Howdy Ho!Just checking in to let all youse MoFoS that the contest is just about half over.  If'n you don't want the other Sassers and a Frassers to be a reading your handiwork before the end of t...
Posted by The Sassy MoFoS on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:13:00 PST

How People find www.thesassymofos.com

Hey Sassers and Frassers,I was just going through the technical admin of www.thesassymofos.com and found some pretty funny shit.  It actually gives you usage statistics on what search strings wer...
Posted by The Sassy MoFoS on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:06:00 PST

New Song Uploaded - Strippers in the House of the Lord

Hey MoFoS and MoFettes,Wanted to let ya know we just uploaded another song off of "Sassy is the Night" for ya'll.  It's one of my favs on the new disc.  A friend of Slappy's came up with the...
Posted by The Sassy MoFoS on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:08:00 PST