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About Me

I AM A DORK...if a person is worth it, I am loyal almost to a fault. I am neurotic, I am extremely perceptive, I have crazy dreams, I try to be better everyday, some days that just doesn't work... I do all sorts of nerdy things, and have an insane ability to stick my foot in my mouth... Someday I want to have my own corner of the world...I fiercely adore my friends and family, even though sometimes they suck, and I suck... I give hugs, freely, ask and you shall receive(most times you don't even have to ask)... I love to read, any recommendations you have, I will check out... I try to be happy, but most times that doesn't work out for me, I need therapy and I can admit it, I like to paint and write no matter how bad the outcomes...flakes are weird, especially when they are consistent, I mean that is an oxy moron a consistent flake, but I know several...I am creative and I try to be nice. WARNING: I lick people...some people like to bite, I lick..shit happens... Indecisive Cowards irk me,I love fake jewelry, I am full of contradictions, like everyone else in life I am a hypocrite... crazy girl/boy drama can bite me...I would love to sew my own clothes...I have thousands of unfinished projects...I enjoy being on my own... I love Roller Coasters with a furious passion... there is no bad day that can't be cured with some classic van morrison songs...often the "enlightened"ones are the same people who need a reality check... telling me what I need to do in my life is the surest way to get me to do the opposite... I am cynic and a romantic, figure that out... people who are pompous suck ass...when I drink my IQ goes down and I talk more, not the best combo but what can one do? I'm a cool kid(in my mind)... I listen when people need to talk, a friend of mind calls me the priest 'nuff said... I know when I am being lied to, in fact with certain people I can predict it... Everything that I am is not on this page... Trust me when I say that this is not real life... I don't take shit from anyone who is complaining about things I do, when they do the same thing...leaving is on my mind at all times...I will throw down if it comes to that, I have no qualms about defending friends...it pisses me off when I obsess over things and I know that other people aren't...I can be a bitch, I challenge you to find anyone who can't...I tend to get loud, I embarrass people in public on a regular basis...but if I weren't embarrassing then other people wouldn't be able to validate their own stupidity, so really I am helping...I have a strange affinity to processed cheese slices, which I am trying to overcome... I am really tired of people who drive in California... people who do nothing but blame other people for their problems, are slowly killing me inside, accept your own ability to change your life... sometimes I have to admit that what I have is what I need... my ability to take other peoples bullshit is completely gone... if I say something about myself, good or bad, it is a fact and not a cry for attention... I am a sarcastic person... I am getting too old to indulge people in their own ridiculous behavior... it shocks me how self-serving some people can be... your passive aggressive bullshit is no match for my brutal honesty prowess... I'm already awash in the knowledge of my own inadequacies, I don't need your help... boys only hit on me when they're drunk... I hate it when bands on myspace only put 30 seconds of their song up, it's lame... I cannot wait to blow this popsicle stand... I plan on being a tattooed, purple-haired granny type on a moped, so in 60 years or so watch out... I may come off as a pain in the ass but I'm nice, I swear I'm nice;)... I am a miasma of weirdnesses...THIS CARTOON IS TOTALLY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius
You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely.
You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly.
And your philosophical side always peeks through.
Star wars character you are most like: Yoda What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP)
Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant.
Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men
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My Interests

Why YES this is an Oingo Boingo Budweiser commercial...Random Shit I like: Stars(celestial not celebrity), Frazetta, Foamy,Fairies, Ghost stories, Tank Girl, Dyed Hair, Tattoos are fun, Chess, Chinese Checkers, My friends when they laugh at me and themselves, Journals, Picture frames, Anykind of tea, really..... Card Games, Mind games..ahah just kidding:) or am I?, sewing, art, talking, dancing around my room listening to crotch rock- booty music or disco, dancing with my friends when no one gives a shit what they look like, my kitty he is big and fat, knowing that I'm ok your ok, random drunk nights when they come out of nowhere, PINUPS!!!!,helping peple who need me, trying to fix shit that isn't broken, thinking I'm hot when I'm not, going out with no makeup,SQUEE!,driving with no destination,I LIKE OLDIES SONGS AND CLASSIC CARS;I hope to own one eventually. the aclu has a tv series that will air on court tv, or you can go directly to the website www.aclu.tv to see the shows...I am very interested...you should be too:P
The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!

Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is nice and interested in many things
Your Brain is Orange
Of all the brain types, yours is the quickest.
You are usually thinking a mile a minute, and you could be thinking about anything at all.
Your thoughts are often scattered and random - but they're also a lot of fun!

You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about esoteric subjects, the meaning of life, and pop culture. What Color Is Your Brain?

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix,The Doors, The Cars,Tori Amos,Eryka Badu,Kate Bush,The Cure,The Smiths,Joy Division,Marvin Gaye,Al Green ,Elastica,Garbage,Catherine Wheel, PJ Harvey, Liz Phair, Henry Rollins, The Misfits, Danzig, AFI, Van Morrison, The Chieftans, T-Rex, Lou Reed, Tom Petty,Jeff Buckley, At the drive in, Tricky, Gomez, Moby, Sade, Meatloaf, The Clash, Morrissey, Nick Drake, The Shirelles, Janis Joplin, Bob Marley, Bob Dylan, Patsy Cline, Beastie Boys, The Church, Billie Holiday, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Chantels, Neil Young, Bright Eyes, The Living End, Radiohead, Flogging Molly, Ready for the World, Aretha Franklin,Weezer, 311, Mazzy Star, Otis Redding. The Dead Milkmen, Parliament Funkadelic, L7, Cowboy Junkies, The Pixies, Etta James, The Rolling Stones, James, The Innocence Mission, Portishead, Prodigy, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Siouxsie and the Banshees,The Grateful Dead, Dave Matthews Band, Oingo Boingo, Aaliyah, Beyonce, Mya, Ashanti, Shakira,Selena, Frank Zappa, Roy Orbison, Bjork, Juliette and the licks, The Cranes, The Glossines, Shadow Drop, The Distillers, Metric, Mirah, The Smithereens, The Seeds, The Doves, Willie Nelson, The Bravery, Bloc Party, Mamas and the Papas,Love and Rockets, Bauhaus,Operation Ivy,Creature Feature, there is not much I don't like...

Movies:

Can you survive a zombie outbreak?
Definitley
You will survive along with the people that you save and you will rebuild civilization.However, there is always the chance that somthing bad could happen, so keep quiet, keep alert, and keep low.

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Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.The Princess Bride, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Legend,Young Frankenstein,Amelie,The Last Unicorn,Winnie the Pooh,Like Water for Chocolate, American Splendor, Velvet Goldmine, Pulp Fiction, Rear Window, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, anything by John Carpenter, Tim Burton.....HORROR MOVIES, too many I like to name

Television:

Varies...

Books:

I own, and have read thousands of books, I could not pick a favorite writer, or book ever... but there are people I go back to Charles De Lint, Neil Gaiman, Ray Bradbury, Edgar Allen Poe, Shakespeare, Charlotte Bronte, Jane Austen, Woody Allen, Jasper Fforde, Billie Letts, Preston and Child, Stephen King, just to name a small few... I mostly like all genres, but currently I'm reading school books and gaining insanity:)

Heroes:

all my friends and family give me more than enough love and guidance...