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JOJO

I'm chasing the Unicorn over the rainbow of dreams

About Me

I like to chew entire packages of big league chew, bubble tape, and Rain-blo gum balls

My Interests

Playing in bands, Bowling, and other things rock guys do. Hanging with the Ninjas, cervezas, Mexican Food, spinning records, talking about kiss and kissing on the mouth

I'd like to meet:

Someone who loves falling asleep watching Dumb and Dumber every night and does not leave crumbs in the bed.

Music:

Marked Men, Bananas, High Tension Wires, Shark Pants, Swing Ding Amigos, Toys that Kill, FYP, This is my fist!, Vena Cava, Lemuria, Fleshies, Potential Johns, Floyd and Gemma, Lyme Regis, Van Cougar, Sultans, Heartaches, Thad Swami, John Reis, Soviettes, Tiltwheel, swedish teens, FM Knives, underground railroad to canyland, MOTO, Lynards Innards, Jay MOTO, The Reds, I love Love, and I heart heart, k-tel shit, That sprial staircase song, Girl Groups, Apeshits, Hex Dispensers, The Gash, HOT MAN...Tulsa, Free Design, Jojo and the Jetts, Metal, black metal, Mad Thunder, Birthday Suits, Peelander-Z, Tejano, dub, reggae, Carol King, Joni Mitchell, Enslaved, songs about Vikings, songs about evil,

Movies:

Teen Wolf I not II

Television:

ALF, Discovery channel when they feature programs about Druids and Magic, anything that is funny because I like to laugh.

Books:

Archie Comics, teenage girls diaries

Heroes:

My Parents Bob and C.C. rule, and KISS

My Blog

I would like to have a swimmers body part 1

Check my Boobies out   I actually enjoy watching MTV's true life, especially the one about fat camp.  Right now there is one about people who date online or live their life vicariously onlin...
Posted by JOJO on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:03:00 PST

boners for the poor

What smells Jojo? It's probably my pants When was the last time you washed your pants? I want to say 2-3 weeks ago, but it could have been longer than that Do you only have one pair of pants? I have a...
Posted by JOJO on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 09:23:00 PST

I am going to vomit right now (a poem)

I am going to vomit right now It has been 4 and one half days since my last vomit The last few vomits were caused by drinking a lot of cheap booze Todays vomit is due to me eating too much food out of...
Posted by JOJO on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:18:00 PST

make out with me in the mouth (a touching interview)

 I ask myslef some dumb shit and I answer myself, here follows some real personal shit.   What happened with that girl? I don't know, the timing wasn't right I guess also I have been going t...
Posted by JOJO on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:30:00 PST

Day one

At 5:30pm today January 29 2008 I had my ass handed to me.  For one hour I had my ass kicked but it was all fucking radical.  I got to the class called body pump, you get a a step thingy and...
Posted by JOJO on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:08:00 PST

Dedicate Total Eclipse of the Heart to me fuckers!

I love that fucking song!  Anyways I did something yesterday that I have done before but there is a twist.  I joined a fucking gym!  I have joined gyms before but I usually just walk th...
Posted by JOJO on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:25:00 PST

A little help from my friends

Hey I am reading this pretty rad book and it gave me a great idea, I am gonna start a cult.  Everyone is welcomed, I just need two things 1. A Virgin 2. your Trust So... drop me a line if you are...
Posted by JOJO on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:04:00 PST

I still think that New Radicals song is good (an interview)

Lately Jojo has been having some emotional problems, most of which seem strangely familiar to many problems  girls of the ages 12-14 years old  encounter.  Jojo talks openly about his t...
Posted by JOJO on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:52:00 PST

Scares me how we get older, how we forget about eachother

In this interview Jojo  gets mellow Dude, are you sad A little Por Que' Mi Amigo? The usual shit, I am just a little down, no biggie. God Forbid some one would actually care how I am really feeli...
Posted by JOJO on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:40:00 PST

throwing up to lose weight part 1

I remember being peed on as a kid and not liking it, it did make me laugh though I have had a couple of girls tell me they were totally slumming it by being associated with me, it hurt at the time, bu...
Posted by JOJO on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:09:00 PST