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Inigo Montoya

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About Me

I love this lady!!!! Cause she'll cut ya!! Yeah dawg, she straight up crazy out dis muthafucka!
YOUR FRIENDLY, NEIGHBORHOOD WAYNO - Read On
Name: Wayno
Birthday: August 1
Birthplace: Cheverly, MD (PG County)
Current Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Eye Color: They look green today
Hair Color: brown and alittle orange/blonde
Height: 6'3"or4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righto
Your Heritage: Irish, laddy
The Shoes You Wore Today: Skechers
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: Losing my family, bein lonely
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage, ham, and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: keep my job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: um..
Thoughts First Waking Up: I want to go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: My left pinky toe
Your Bedtime: Between 10 and 12 on weeknights, Weekends are another story
Your Most Missed Memory: The 3 years after high school
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK Bitch
Single or Group Dates: either or... no acutally single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: Yup
Do you Swear: All the fuckin time
Do you Sing: All the fuckin time
Do you Shower Daily: All the fuckin time lol
Have you Been in Love: All the fuckin time lol, I'll stop now, I'm not really sure about that one
Do you want to go to College: If I didn't have the attention span of a 12 year old I'd go, I want to.
Do you want to get Married: If she's rich. weddings are expensive
Do you belive in yourself: I try to
Do you get Motion Sickness: only in motion
Do you think you are Attractive: Mostly, I have my moments
Are you a Health Freak: Nope, just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup, I really miss them. I love them
Do you like Thunderstorms: I used to sit under my deck during thunderstorms and we sat on my friends balcony during a hurricane drinkin 40's. lol
Do you play an Instrument: lots of them. Guitar, Bass Guitar, Drums, A tiny bit of Piano, and I write beats on my PC
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Do you know who I am? Nigga please.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Haven't you gotten the point I ain't done shit in the past month! Damn!
Ever been Drunk: I drunk right now
Ever been called a Tease: I think so
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, but she kicked me while I was down. That bitch.
Ever Shoplifted: Yup, Panya and I used to carry away garbage bags filled with candy from 7-11
How do you want to Die: Being strangled by a topless Hooters girl, while falling off a building, after being shot and stabbed, soaked in gasoline, lighting a cigarette and catching fire
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a Firetruck
Do you have any secrets: A calmed evil spy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: I think I like Brunette most
Short or Long Hair: about shoulder length
Height: shorter than me but no more than 10"
Weight: Lite enough for me to pick up (I'm weak)
Best Clothing Style: I love me some boobies so anythin to show them off
Number of Drugs I have taken: How many are there?
Number of CDs I own: I used to have alot, Until Katy got car-jacked
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't time to regret anything, anymore
This site is under construction. Sorry for our mess ! Myspace .. Now Icons

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

This is the KITTER!!!!!!
adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Aceyalone, Aesop Rock, The Alkaholiks, Ill Bill, Jedi Mind Tricks, Cannibal Ox, Wu-Tang, Killa Priest, Company Flow, 2 Skinnee J's, Esoteric, 7L, Afu-Ra, MOP, Army of the Pharaohs, Atmosphere, Beastie Boys, Big Shug, Gangstarr, Black Moon, Boot Camp, Canibus, Dialated Peoples, Fat Joe, Big Pun, Freddie Fox, Ghetto Boys, Grand Puba, Hi Tek, Ice Cube, Lyricist Lounge, Mad Lion, Medina Green, Blackstar, Tribe called Quest, Prince Paul, Rebel Alliance, Sadat X, Warren G, Nate Dogg, Snopp Dog, Dr Dre, The Arsonists, Blackilicious, Danger Doom, Dr Octagon, Theivery Corp, Ursula 1000, Desmond Williams, Thunderball, Hieroglyphics, OutKast, KRS-One, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Beat Nuts, Beat Junkies, Xibit, Pharcyde, Portishead, Korn, Primus, Helmet, Avenue A, ST Germain, and so on

Movies:

all of them

Television:

I like watching cartoons, History channel, Discovery channel, PBS, anything I can learn from or laugh at is good.

Books:

Green eggs & Ham !, How the Grinch ! stole Christmas, The little engine that could !

Heroes:

crack

My Blog

I swear...

If I didn't have bad luck, i'd be dead, because there would be no point in having me around.... fuck. I have a Mac laptop and my PC desktop. I took about 6 hours today trying to get the PC desktop to ...
Posted by Inigo Montoya on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:24:00 PST

My....

Mouth hurts... I had a wisdom tooth pulled and it sucked. It didn't hurt at the time, but did scare the shit outta me. Apparently, the roots of my wisdom teeth are like candy kanes and hook at the end...
Posted by Inigo Montoya on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:42:00 PST

New shit

I start my new job Monday. Wish me luck mutha fuckas!!!
Posted by Inigo Montoya on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST

I had....

an interview for a new job today. It went well. I wish it would have been the type of interview where they shake your hand and say your hired and we're gonna pay you $5,000,000.00 a month, but, It did...
Posted by Inigo Montoya on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST

Steven mutha....

fuckin Seagal!!! Hard to Kill. One of the best movies to represent the era of action films in the late 80's early 90's. Released in 19mutha fuckin90, Hard to Kill culminated everything great about the...
Posted by Inigo Montoya on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 06:59:00 PST

Who's this new guy and what happened to....

Wayne? I forgot to turn on my alarm the other day (and I got drunk the night before) and slept in. I'm supposed to be to work @ 8:45 and recieved a call @ 9:00. When I picked up the phone they asked i...
Posted by Inigo Montoya on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 04:06:00 PST

I've got....

a terrible hangover.
Posted by Inigo Montoya on Sun, 21 May 2006 10:24:00 PST

What the...

Fuck!!!!! It's been raining and cold for a fucking week now! Enough is enough!!!!
Posted by Inigo Montoya on Sat, 20 May 2006 04:44:00 PST