Myself. In 1995. I mean, if I went back to the past and fucked with the space/time continuum, could things possibly be worse? Hell, I'll take it back to 1992. Then I could really change things. And, as always, St. James Davis. Read that, it's a great summary of why I love that guy, monkeys, and how monkeys eat fingers... Wil Wheaton was "Louis' Friend" in The Last Starfighter.
Butch Walker and The Let's Go Out Tonites. I love mucho other music, but you should just focus on the Butch Walker for now.
Kevin Smith, 80's, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, movies movies movies. Yeah, I like some of them. Due to a bad experience with movies, I don't like talking about them much.
Colbert Report, Daily Show, ATHF, Young and the Restless(not kidding), 9 Eyewitness News at Noon(not kidding), M*A*S*H, Legends of the Hidden Temple, The Wire, Homicide: LOTS, Robot Chicken. Oh, Battlestar Galactica is the best thing on TV. Give it a try, you'll see.
George Pelecanos, Carl Hiaasen, Steve King, John Sandford, Michael Connelly, and Christopher Buckley. It's possible for me to spend more time reading Harry Potter, but it'd be pretty hard.
Joe, Seamus McGlaughlin, Frylock, Meatwad, Master Shake, Huey, Riley, and Robert Freeman, Bucky Katt, Satchel Pooch, Rob Wilco, Rat, Pig and Angry Bob.