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By the time he was my age, Alexander the Great had already conquered all of the known world... on the other hand, by the time he was my age, Alexander was also dead. So I'm not gonna feel too bad about my accomplishments.
With the exception of Audacia and Ivo, the people on my friend's list are the cast and crew of my autobiographical movie: "Barbed Wire Kiss". Audacia Ray* is the star of "Psychocandy 4", in which she smokes a hookah and I keep mispronouncing her name. Ivo's just cool.*(Audacia just directed her own dirty movie entitled "The Bi Apple", in which boys and girls touch each other. On their areas.)
The staccato chops, plops, and splatters of all of humanity's shit collectively hitting the fans.
Hey, I was in these movies... maybe you should buy them: Zaku is in this movie... so it must be good. Do buy a copy or two, in the spirit of magnanimity
is a vulgar and pernicious invention, yass, yass. You should watch my porn instead... at least the dialogue is clever.
I like Wikipedia because the whole "Reality By Consensus" thing gives me a feeling of community and ontological stability heretofore lacking in my life.
Disembodied Voice: So it says here that you list Laurie Anderson as one of your heroes?Benny: I love Laurie Anderson! Have you seen those PSAs she just did for the United Way? Beautiful. Artistically, politically, intellectually, she's just this incredibly rounded person.Disembodied Voice: It also says here that you list Lemmy Killmeister as your hero?Benny: I think that we could all learn a lot about life by observing Lemmy. Lemmy is my spiritual guide.Disembodied Voice: And listing these two people as heroes doesn't seem a little contradictory to you? It doesn't seem kind of confused and arbitrary?Benny: No, not at all. Should it?Disembodied Voice: ...God, you're fucked... width="425" height="350" ....