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Marty was born in Wilmington, Massachusetts where he was first bitten by the Stand up Comedy bug at the young age of twelve. Unfortunately for comedy he was also bitten by the drug and alcohol bug at that same age. Forced to choose Marty put down the microphone and picked up the straw. Posing a double threat with drug and alcohol addiction, Marty went on to have an illustrious career in both. After a decorated 11 year career Marty retired from drugs and alcohol, his razor blade and straw can be seen on display in Canton Ohio at the Narcotics Hall of Fame. Martys other love, ice hockey also suffered due do his amazing dedication to alcohol and drugs. Marty started skating at the age of three and playing hockey competitively at five. Martys dream of playing in the NHL was shattered suddenly when he realized his gross lack of talent (was told by his coaches, teammates, parents and drunk fans). Marty then turned his attention to Stand up Comedy and moved to Los Angeles. He put himself through college doing any shit gig that would pay him (graduated from CSU Long Beach). He has been performing for well over 10 years and headlines comedy clubs from coast to coast. You may also have seen Marty in several commercials and independent films.
