Surfing (badly). Skating to work. Drinking occasionally. Women. Hanging with my family, biological and chosen. Reading stupid things on the internet. Watching stupid youtubes on the internet. Drawing. Writing. Going to parties. Playing video games. Watching fillums. Criticising things. Comics (Ennis, Mignola, Moore, Morrison, etc...). Throwing things. Swearing in French. Practical jokes. Attempting to master new skills. Drawing offensive cartoons. Beaches. Rocking. Guitar Hero-ing. Martial Arts. MMA. UFC. Animals dressed as humans. Foods of the world. Esoteric Sciences. High-technology science. Evolution. Swimming in warm water. Jet bikes. Bizarre transport devices. BAD Karaoke. Girls who smell good...
People I like. Actual Ninjas. People who couldn't give a shit about celebrities. Jim Morrison. People who can detect irony. My Spirit Animal. My Spirit Guide. Beings from Sirius B. A real Voodoo Priest. The Ether. The Begining. The End. The Infinite. The outside of time. People who live and die for their ideals. Folks with balls and integrity. Someone who can get me access to a regular channel of salmon sashimi. Someone who can get me Peyote or DMT. A Black Hole. Your mum. And these guys:
Frank Zappa, Dust Brothers, Orbital, The Doors, Bob Marley, Damian Marley, Black Sabbath, Infected Mushroom, Pendulum, Prodigy, JFK, Devil's Gun, Breakfastaz, Hybrid, Shpongle, Velvet Revolver, NOFX, early 'Tallica, early Slayer, early Pantera, Queens of the Stone Age, Poxy Boggarts, Anything with Mike Patton involved, Tenacious D, Ten Masked Men, Dethklok, Sex Pistols, Muse, Green Day, NOFX, John Barry, Zero Seven, The Old Boy soundtrack, Future Pigeon, Most classic RAWK, anything off Guitar Hero, BB King, John Coltrane, etc...
An Inconvenient Truth, Old Boy, Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny, District B13, Jackass Number Two, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Speed Racer, Back to the Future 1 + 2, Ong Bak, Enter the Dragon, Fist of Legend, Transformers the Movie (original, not Michael Bay droppings), Spaceballs, Fight Club, Gone with the Wind, 300, Kung Pow, Blackbelt Jones, Star Wars (4+5), Sin City, Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism, The Godfather 1 + 2, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk Till Dawn, Goodfellas, The Princess Bride, Dumb and Dumber, Goonies, Swingers, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Back to the Future 2, Teen Wolf...Also, anything retarded / accidentally funny like Wicker Man and Guyver - the movie.
Disinformation, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, 24 (only up to season 5), Metapocalypse, Lost, Simpsons, Family Guy, the A-Team, BlackAdder, Monty Python, Prison Break, I Should Be Dead, Victoria Secrets Fashion Show, Dexter, Flavor of Love, Boston Legal, UFC, MMA, Human Weapon...Also anything with midgets and / or monkeys and people falling over / being hit in the nuts.
GAMES (since you play them on the TV):
Deus Ex, Super Mario World, System Shock 2, Resident Evil 4, Super Metroid, Street Fighter 2, King of Fighters '94 and '95, Virtua Fighter 4: Evo, Bubble Bobble, Metal Gear series, Ikaruga, Starfox, Abe's Oddessy, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night / Dawn of Sorrow, Prince of Persia (Mechner's original, not that Sands of Time horseshit), Contra Spirits, Darkstalkers, Wario Ware, Speedball 2, Guitar Hero, DDR, Fist of the North Star (Konami Arcade with the pads), Alien Vs Predator (Capcom Arcade scrolling fighter), Sim City, Fable, N, Portal, Team Fortress 2, Halo 3.I think that about covers it.Also, my XBL gamertag = Wong Shun Leung.
Wii number = 0976 2760 4403 4045
Batman Year One, The Invisibles, anything by the Disinformation company, anything by Grant Morrisson, Bruce Campbell's If Chins Could Kill, Story by Robert McKee, Goon, His Dark Materials trilogy, Harry Potter 3...
Heston Blumenthal, Randy Couture, Paul Laffoley, Bucky Fuller, Alex Grey, Wong Shun Leung, Des Spencer, Dad, Gran, Sammo Hung, TONY FUCKIN STARK (yes, I know he is fictional)
And Mr T for services rendered toward hilarity:
..And Sir George Carlin.