In previous years i was a globe trotting philanthropist and philanderer, i currently find myself being bewildered on a daily basis by my new adopted home of hokkaido, japan, getting increasingly worried about my expanding gut and finding myself contemplating impending fatherhood and marriage with a mixture of excitment, dread and fascination. born n raised in london i praise budda, vishnu, christ and satan daily that i managed to have the sense to escape that chavvy scumhole and at the same time find myself missing all me mates and yearning for a decent pint and a kebab.
