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The Doomed Planet

Evacuating one citizen at a time.

About Me

Attention! We have more videos than this. They may or may not be better. The only way for you to find out is to visit our website:
thedoomedplanet.com----------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ Evacuating One Citizen at a Time
Okay, citizens. It's now official. The planet is Doomed. Our leaders have informed us we are beyond the point of no return. And there's only one thing we can do about it: kiss this rock good-bye, and get the heck outta here.
We at The Doomed Planet want to assure you that there is no need to be worried. Help is here. We have been distinguished with the honor of evacuating every single person on this planet. So sit back and relax, and wait to be saved. However, don't stop paying your bills, as we may be a while.
In the meantime, please try to remain calm.
It should also be noted that we just launched our website, full of sketch comedy, blogs, and more. We're no longer based out of MySpace! Our official home is at
thedoomedplanet.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your parents. They did such a good job with you, I'd like to find out how they did it.

Music:

Our theme song is written and performed by Cory McAbee of The Billy Nayer Show .

Books:

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Evacuating a Planet.

Heroes:

We are fond of us.

My Blog

The Newest Arms Race: a call to action.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I interrupt your ordinary, run of the mill, somewhat disappointing afternoon in a lifetime of similarly depressing afternoons to bring you an important announcement. Chimps are t...
Posted by The Doomed Planet on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:06:00 PST

Get Playing, Loser!

That's right, get playing!That's what some video game makers are saying of their software designed to help people overcome low self esteem. Yes, it turns out that more interaction with real people (wh...
Posted by The Doomed Planet on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:12:00 PST

Good News for Valentines Day!

There's good news for everyone this Valentines Day! No, you don't have a secret admirer. Sorry. Your admirer is the opposite of secret, and he's standing outside your window as you read this, holding ...
Posted by The Doomed Planet on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:13:00 PST

Enough is Enough. That's why they call it enough.

Author's note (just kidding, I'm not an author. I just write a blog, like you): After a long hibernation to let the carpal tunnel syndrome heal, it's time to write some more blogs. Why? Because it giv...
Posted by The Doomed Planet on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:57:00 PST

Miami adVice

Miami adVice the blog!!Get it while it's hot!Only at "The Doomed Planet(It's a website for PEOPLE!!!) ...
Posted by The Doomed Planet on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 01:55:00 PST

The Tick Who Came to Dinner

CLICK HERE IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES!!! Otherwise, just sit on your hands.thanks,trevor
Posted by The Doomed Planet on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 01:15:00 PST

Captain Jack for President!

It's all in this blog!Click here, people! You'll love it, I swear!Thanks,Trevor
Posted by The Doomed Planet on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 08:36:00 PST

Organ Donor? Not me...

Well, I will no longer consider checking off that box on my license that declares oneself an Organ Donor. Not me. Because now that I am a proud motorcycle owner, it would be cliche. And I like to cons...
Posted by The Doomed Planet on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 01:37:00 PST

Paying too Much for Your Mortgage?

You know where to click.CLICK HERE FOR A NEW BLOG AT THE DOOMED PLANET!!!!Thanks.Trevor
Posted by The Doomed Planet on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 07:00:00 PST

Finally, a View Worth Watching.

I don't know how many of you are avid watchers of The View, especially sine The Doomed Planet probably doesn't share the same demographic as the popular ABC morning show. However, if you are, welcome...
Posted by The Doomed Planet on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:31:00 PST