When I'm not hunting the deadly tiger shark with my bare hands, or scouring the Himalayan mountains for the rare and coveted ice truffle, I'm probably making shit up about myself and posting it on the internet to try to get attention.
In regards to what I think about the internet, which may be relevant, since here I am... I think it's ok. It's funny all the stuff you can find online. I once looked for information on the colonization of Africa by the Belgians... I found pornography. I don't know. Then there was this other time I was looking for pornography, and guess what? I found some. No worries. Took like two seconds.
So I'm about yea big, which is slightly taller than a I was before I stopped growing. But don't let that fool you, because I still know how to have a good time. I may not be the richest guy in the world, but in a few years I will be. Or at least the guy who has the most fun... or the most rubber bands, or something else of note. If it's something more novel, like a giant rubber band ball, I'll likely pack up shop and move to the mid-west, where such things are considered assets, and are actually depreciable on one's income tax. See, the Mid-Westerners understand such things as this, as well as the importance of a good militia. After all, if anything serious goes down, they'll be the first to get hit... well, you know, after the densely populated and well defended coasts. At any rate, I'm just typing.
I like good movies, and work in that crazy industry. I do standup comedy sometimes and write other stuff too. I've never been to a bullfight, run with the bulls. I like Redbull, but I don't understand why they come in such little cans. I have to drink at LEAST two of 'em before I feel like I've had enough.
So that's me.
