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Robert Altman - 1925-2006 - Rest In Peace

My Add Policy

Recently I did some extensive house cleaning. I deleted from my friends list all those who rarely contact me or have not contacted me in any way, ever. I also deleted "groups" whose repretoire frankly stinks, as well as those who just don't interest me. In the future, do not request an add unless:

1. You know me personally.

2. You don't know me personally but are interested in getting to know me and are prepared to make a serious effort to do so.

3. You are a comedy/music group whose work I might like (check my friends list for current examples).

If you don't meet the above criteria, I will not add you. Period.

Oh, and one more thing. I have a message for the flat-headed morons who insist on sending me add requests for non-existent chicks who have links to their "real" photos or web cams: PLEASE TAKE YOUR ADD REQUESTS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASSES. Thank you.

Some of these things aren't true, boys and girls. Can YOU guess which ones?

1. I am one of the living dead.

2. I love cats.

3. I am a meat popsicle.

4. I am a writer who toils as a Technical Publications professional while writing various creative projects in my spare time.

5. I fired the fatal shot, from behind the picket fence overlooking the grassy knoll.

6. I am George Bush's love slave. (ssssshhh)

7. I work in independent film, and have made a film of my own entitled "Another Man's Heaven" which is featured at iFilm.com and can be viewed right here in the movie section of my "Interests".

8. Noam Chomsky is my personal intellectual hero, as Bobby Kennedy is my political hero.

9. I am actually from the planet Neptune, where Pink Floyd is a religion, not a band.

10. I drive a Saturn.

Answers: 1, 3, 5, 6, 9 (partial credit for those who thought I was being truthful about ..3, because theoretically we are ALL meat popsicles)

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