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Marcos Webslinger

is it craft, or is it crap - Will Ferrel

About Me


Male
99 years old
Coconut Grove, Florida
United States
Last Login: tommorow

status: single
orientation: straight
body type: 5’8”
sign: aquarius
ethnicity: hispanic
education: college graduate
occupation: web designer / filmmaker
website: www.myspace.com/unfalse


Raised by a small Chinese family from Singapore during the cold war, my parents flew from mother Russia and left to resolve differences between the United States and Cuba. Since then I was trained in the martial arts, tantra, and western arts such as mud wrestling. i was given an Amiga Commodore 64 to communicate with my parents, but Castro's regime blocked all signals coming from China. I failed in my putrid attempts to contact my family. I was then forced to move into the concrete jungle of Florida and train myself using the shamen rituals of the burning man. Continuous trips to the everglades, I . since, have been able to communicate to various reptilian creatures in the hopes of obtaining some kind of resolve for the loss of communication I have had with my family. Today, I remain in a remote location on the internet invisible to the government using a fully dynamic wireless connection.
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My Interests

food, games, theory, vectors, concepts, arrays, structures, balance, exercise, tofu, sushi, spider rolls, japan, latinas, mommasitas, passionate and honest women who arent afraid to be real and know how to have fun.

Music:

miss kitten, N.E.R.D., goldfrapp, ladytron, radiohead, outkast, madonna, richie hawtin, gus gus, aphex twin, rock n roll, heavy metal, 80s music, avante garde jazz

Movies:

http://video.webdate.com City of God (brazil), the Doors (oliver stone), Vanilla sky, Lost in translation (japanese), Nightmare before christmas (tim burton), Cube (mathematics), Tetsuo ironman (japanese), Battle Royal (japanese), Sex with Lucia (spanish/love), Pi (challenging), Ghost in the Shell (japanese/anime), The Secretary (love), the Dreamers (soft-core), Baby of Maken (english/religious), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (love), the Butterfly Effect (time travel), most independant films and short films

Television:

the office * nip tuck * adult swim venture brothers * daily show with John Stewart * victoria secret commercials * news * snow and static channel

Books:

art of deception, the emerging science of spontaneous order

Heroes:

john waters, JFK, johnny depp, john leguizamo, crispin glover, samuel l jackson, tom cruise, walt disney, oliver stone, david lynch, parker posey, bill murray, ken nordine, albert einstein, leonard de vinci, paris hilton, movers and shakers, mom.

My Blog

Burning Man Photos 2006

View all the wonderful times at Burning Man in Black Rock City, NV.If you are interested in going next year, shoot me a message!http://www.flickr.com/photos/unfalse/sets/7215759427 4243909/showEnjoyMar...
Posted by Marcos Webslinger on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:33:00 PST

BurningMan

So I'm off to burningman. The desert heat 100degrees of scorching hotness & arrid climate. Cold ass nights, camps of free spirits, thinkers, artists, and inventors of new societies.Below is my cam...
Posted by Marcos Webslinger on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:03:00 PST

Sunny FLorida

come one come all to South FLorida. tHe real estate is hot, the beaches have the sexiest chicas, and the fish are oh so pretty. here are some shots of our beautiful beaches. dont mind the big fish...
Posted by Marcos Webslinger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Years 2004

new years was phat. i cant remember the end of the night, but some of it had to do with kayaking in biscayne bay, getting lost in the kitchen, and ummm.... waking up to a beautiful woman. http://p...
Posted by Marcos Webslinger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST