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About Me

I want to frollick in a bath tub full of kittens.

My Interests

bloody steaks, left-over meat on chicken carcasses, fidelity?, circus freaks, firearms, cheap beer, crustaceans, Squeeze Wrenchs, debauchery, geriatrics, November. 22, 1963, amputees, the constelation of Bootes, dandelion greens drenched in butter, coffee w/ cigarrette, boozing, WWII tanks, lioncuts

I'd like to meet:

I want to find a lobster that will be content with a lobster leash around his thorax and a beautiful manchild to walk it.

Movies:

The Boy Who's Skin Fell Off ......support ....debra.org

Television:

The Golden girls, Futurama, Sea lab 2021, Modern Marvels, Family Guy, Ronco infomercials,

Books:

McKay, Matthew & Fanning, Patrick SELF-ESTEEM,

Heroes:

Bea Arthur

My Blog

The Jews

Damn it !!!!!!! Why do I have to be too smart for my own good? In fact I want to be a retard, a drooling, idiotic, joyful retard. Hmmmmmmmm. There is a lot of brain damage th...
Posted by geri on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 08:00:00 PST

my god Im funny

DocBosch (1:14:59 AM): i am running out of disk space, supposidlynakedbynecessity (1:15:12 AM): greeeeaaaatnakedbynecessity (1:15:28 AM): what does that mean?DocBosch (1:15:52 AM): it means i got too ...
Posted by geri on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:56:00 PST

Alphabetical depression

If I never see another mexican or a motorcycle for the rest of my life.......Stuck in this distilled-water-hellhole of california and I cant wait to get home. I wish I had a dime for every mexican w/ ...
Posted by geri on Sat, 06 May 2006 08:39:00 PST

I bought real estate in hell !!!!!

So I broke into a dead man's apartment and stole his lighter...If that wasnt enough I broke in again and stole another lighter. Yea my friend's neighbor was murdered in his apartment and I thought it ...
Posted by geri on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 08:55:00 PST

lynyrd skynyrd

Reason why you should proof read after you post blogs drunk
Posted by geri on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 09:59:00 PST

just for.... 3 and 1/2 days

I have successfully maintained my sobriety for 3 & 1/2 days. While waiting for "the system" to process, reprocess, lose and derive a new system ( in which I am not even entered in) I have come to ...
Posted by geri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im a drunk

Disregard everything i said previously i made that up... it happened to a friend of mine.
Posted by geri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lenard skinard phenomenon

While driving back from south beach friday evening I was listening to 105.9 and Freebird was on. Although I tried not to, I began to cry in an unhumanly fashion. After crying excessivly it dawne...
Posted by geri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

re hahb

going to rehab yes it is about that time...... i guess..you know get your life together.. .. think about the future. Well .... my time has ran out. gonna get my shit together. soon call me
Posted by geri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

brain cells where are you?

I don't believe I am a hypochondriac but, I think I have successfully accomplished destroying a considerable amount of my brain cells. I am destined to live out the rest of my life as a half-wit with ...
Posted by geri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST