Sleeptalkers |
There are myriad benefits to being married to a wonderful guy like Brian, but the best so far has got to be the hilarious things he says when he's sleeping. Much to my dismay, our schedules only...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:01:00 GMT |
Yes its true... |
Here goes: Yes, I'm staying in Washington. Yes, I'm getting married. No, I'm not knocked up. Likewise, neither he nor I seeks "papers." Yes, you can still call me "Kolman," but me new last n...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 14:22:00 GMT |
You sanctimonious fuck... |
Is anyone else a little shocked by the Pope's oratory blunder last week? Actually, it is not the sentiment exalted in the speech which is so unnerving as the Catholic Church's distaste for Islam is we...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 14:34:00 GMT |
I double dog dare you |
Last night while riding home from work, there was a Bentley that was slowly creeping into the left lane in front of me and I actually uttered these words: "Well, if anyone's going to hit me, I hope i...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:22:00 GMT |
Christine smells like... |
So, instead of getting ready to have dinner with my brother and his kids, expanding my knowledge, reading about bicycles or returning emails that I have neglected for months, I have spent the last hou...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 14:22:00 GMT |
Champagne and Ripple, sales go triple.... |
Hypothetically speaking, its probably a good idea to be nice to your youngest sister. One day, you could wake up needing a bone marrow transplant and she could be the only match out of all six s...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 19:08:00 GMT |
Dear [Blank] --- The Entire Second Season |
Dear Crappy Personal Television attached to the Elliptical Machine, Why are you so far away? My headphones barely reach you and they get pulled out every other rotation. When I try ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 12:48:00 GMT |
Babies, Immortality and the Upper East Side....seriously |
First and foremost, I must extend my sincerest apologies for my lapse in blogging. As you very well may know, I have a new job at New York Presbyterian. For those of you who are not famili...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 22:46:00 GMT |
"Promise me you won't get mad...." |
And tonights winner for most random voicemail goes to E.W.* for: 1142 p.m. Hey Kolman! I was just sitting here having a beer with Sean and we were trying to figure out how old you were when...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 22:27:00 GMT |
"Nothing? NOTHING? Tra...la...la..." |
No shit! My ID picture for work looks like David Bowie in Labyrinth. Normally, this would be a huge blow to my self esteem, but it's just so wonderfully terrible. Now if I could just...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 14:33:00 GMT |
