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UNCLE MARTYN & The Quest for the Last First Ki

One In A MillionNot One Of A Million

About Me

Well, those were fun... LOL!
I WAS NOWHERE...
I AM NOW HERE...
I'LL BE NO WHERE!
REMEMBER ME WELL!

Hello All...


A simple thought serves me best... If you follow others footsteps, you wont leave marks yourself!
That being said, when it comes to the opposite sex... Ladies, I Want To Be Your Only Rooster, Not Just Another Cock!

Uncle Martyn's Chatter Box
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For those few who look on this side... I AM A STRAIGHT MAN!
I know The Secret, apply it to my daily life and I've seen it work firsthand! I am an artist and musician... Brutally honest, yet kind and humorous, down to earth and probably deeper than I should be, but I like being me... You'll find that I counterbalance that knowledge by being a smart@$$! It tends to weed out the shallow useless negative individuals that don't want to dig a little deeper and don't enhance my life anyway!
Most people "PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN" and I'm the one who is behind the scenes, keeping a low profile, pushing others to be even better! After Make Up and Hair, Photographers and Lighting people get the best out of you... I just make sure you're flawless! If you need some work done you know where to find me. Right here rubbing digital body butter over the rough spots that life has given you! LOL!
You can see some samples in my photo profile! As an artist In my profile placed a large image of my first totally computer generated painting inspired by a wonderful visit to the coast of Maine. As a musician I have placed a link to my band site for your perusal and I may soon be creating one for my own solo work! (Don't hold your breathe... I get too busy to do more than read this stuff sometimes!)
Even though it may seem I have a large contingency of lovely ladies who are scantily clad I will have you know that I am NOT a collector or head hunter out here, but a connoisseur of exquisite acquaintances!
So let's see now... About me, socially! Well, they say beggars can't be choosers... well I ain't beggin'... 'cause I am choosey! As I said in my headline... I'm one in a million, as are my choices for my friends and associates. They are a rare, cherished commodity. They know that I am as loyal as a pup! For all the shallow people out there that are just going by looks too bad! I am a proud Extreme Makeover reject! A cross between RADIO and a VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN with a wit and personality! I sometimes look back and don't know if that was a bad thing or a good thing! I guess I'll take it that I wasn't that bad to look at and have a great attitude and interviewed well! I didn't whine and cry about myself as much as most! I couldn't because I have friends in more life threatening situations than just some superficial facade that someone can't get past!
I guess what happened is after spending so much time looking deep within myself, I have found that I really do love who I am. Because I have not completely been able to share deeply with another, it has made me appreciate the people in my life even more! So I live life to the fullest and rarely compromise!
There is always room for growth in ones life, as long as you are willing to endure the pain of gaining that knowledge. So what do you want to know? I am more than willing to tell all to those with an open mind and heart, a willing body and a curious soul! OK, those last two were just me being a guy... HA!
Blah, blah, blah... Hey, what about you? I mean besides being down-to-earth and all that other stuff I keep seeing ad nauseam!
Even though it may say that Superman and Spiderman tied at 80%... I am definitely more like Spiderman! There are still the inner conflicts that we all have, but I used my wit, wisdom and technology to gain an advantage over some of my human frailties!
Your results:
You are Spiderman Spider-Man 80% Superman 80% The Flash 70% Green Lantern 60% Supergirl 57% Batman 55% Wonder Woman 52% Robin 50% Iron Man 50% Catwoman 45% Hulk 40% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
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My Interests

As an artist I would like to share one of my favorite tools that I use with Flash called ToonTitan!
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THIS VIDEO MAY TAKE A WHILE TO LOAD... BUT IT'S WELL WORTH THE WAIT!!!
READ THE REST OF MY PROFILE AND TURN UP YOUR SOUND!
IT WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN IT'S READY!

I'd like to meet:

"READ MY BLOG's!"
Quality Not Quantity!
The right people...
At the right time...
In the right place!
Is that you?
Is it now?
Is it here?

These are the 5 keys to unlock my inner self:
Sharing
Caring
Compassion
Patience
Understanding
All connected together by honest communication!

With all the ways that modern man has created to communicate, there shouldn't be a reason to not have an honest conversation with one another!
Accept me or reject me, but most of all be honest with me and yourself!

Music:

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Click Here To Check Out The Pike Bishops Page!

The Pike Bishops on SellaBand

My Solo "Musical Sketches" to be posted as time allows!
OH YOU MEAN OTHER PEOPLES MUSIC.... D'OH!
OK gimme a few on this one.... That is a long and varied list indeed!
From Velvet Underground to Velvet Revolver; Jeff Beck to just Beck; Classical to Classic Rock! Well you get the idea!

MOVIE SCORES!
They are the closest thing we have today to modern original classical music!

ONE OF MY FAVORITE GROUPS...
BELA FLECK & THE FLECKTONES!

Movies:

Any DVD that says,
"BE KIND, REWIND" LMAO! Wow, I was joking because I saw the sticker on the early DVD's I used to get at Blockbuster and now there's a movie out called that! Actually the movie was pretty good!

Favorite Movie: Dead Men Don't Where Plaid This movie should have won all kinds of awards, but in 1982 comedy films didn't merit awards! This movie had the best smartest writing I've seen in years! It is the best blending of multiple mediums, everything from the music all the way to the costumes!

Television:

Favorite TV Line:
"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?"

Books:

A variety of subjects from technical manuals to spy novels to life studies!
A sampling below:
Destined to Witness: Growing up Black in Nazi Germany by Hans Massaquoi
Looney Tunes and Merry Melodies: A Complete Illistrated Guide to the Warner Bros. Cartoons
Macromedia Manuals and Bible series
AnimationMaster Manual
Deception Point by Dan Brown
Big Bad Wolf by James Patterson
Cathedral by Nelson Demille
Scorpio Illusion by Robert Ludlum
OK, who thinks D.H. Lawrence's stuff is kinda sexy? It's amazing with so many great books out there that there are so many crappy rehashed and un original movies out there!
PODCAST AUDIO BOOKS ARE MY NEW GUILTY PLEASURE:

Heroes:

The altruistic few that stand true to thier strength and conviction of there actions! i.e. JESUS, PAGLIACCI, QUASIMODO, PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

My Blog

COFFEE, TEA or STUDIO? Our musical journey begins with your help!

OK, I got almost 200 friends and the band is just this side of 12,000!Subtracting duplicate friends and ourselves of course, I would say we have a solid 11,000 people on our MySpace pages. That is mo...
Posted by UNCLE MARTYN & The Quest for the Last First Kiss on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:02:00 PST

Life and Love... A note to the ladies!

  I'll take mixed metaphors over misunderstanding or the uncommunicative, any day of the week! I guess I should really preface this with the new saying of "Maybe she's just not into you!" Anyway,...
Posted by UNCLE MARTYN & The Quest for the Last First Kiss on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:20:00 PST

HAPPY NEW GEAR!!!

Yes folks, it's that time of year!  IT'S NAMM TIME! I get to see all my friends from around the planet all in one place at one time!  An entire weekend of hanging with everyone from the cere...
Posted by UNCLE MARTYN & The Quest for the Last First Kiss on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:47:00 PST

Auld Lang Syne... Here’s to you my friends!

Well folks ~ As I look back and reflect on all the great things that have come to pass in my life, I've decided to move over to the band page THE PIKE BISHOPS semi-exclusively and come back over her...
Posted by UNCLE MARTYN & The Quest for the Last First Kiss on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 02:30:00 PST

Malibu Revisited

After the fires and making sure my friends were relatively safe, it was brought to my attention an old hang out of mine formerly known as Diedrich's Coffee and now Starbucks has been effected by the f...
Posted by UNCLE MARTYN & The Quest for the Last First Kiss on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:59:00 PST

MASLOW'S HIERARCHY OF NEEDS

A reminder to us all!Abraham Maslow developed a theory of personality that has influenced a number of different fields, including education. This wide influence is due in part to the high level of pra...
Posted by UNCLE MARTYN & The Quest for the Last First Kiss on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:40:00 PST

What Are You Lookin' At?

I was at lunch a while ago and the old saying, "Location, location, location!" really proved true! I was feeling great about myself, the direction my life is going and I noticed every woman that ...
Posted by UNCLE MARTYN & The Quest for the Last First Kiss on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:26:00 PST

Ode to Diedrich's Part Deux... Another Perspective!

I just got an email about a little get together, from one of those great people I came across in my visits to a disappearing breed of establishments... The semi non-mega corp. neighborhood coffee hang...
Posted by UNCLE MARTYN & The Quest for the Last First Kiss on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:17:00 PST

HAPPY NEW GEAR... NAMM 2007!

It's that time of year again!!! For those of you who have not had the opportunity to attend this event I'll try to surmise this little annual soirĂ©e!  The closest comparison I can come up with is...
Posted by UNCLE MARTYN & The Quest for the Last First Kiss on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:05:00 PST

Personal Observation

Updated and revised from my January 2005 BLOG to reflect the uphill battle brought on by someone else's actions!  So, before I go on this little rant I would like to say that those I call my real...
Posted by UNCLE MARTYN & The Quest for the Last First Kiss on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST