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Ian [earlmallard]

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me


My Interests

1) Daydreaming at work about making the splendid ambient music I can sometimes hear inside my head but, as yet, I am unable to plug a devise into my brain which will enable me to filter these sounds into my computer. So I must make one.2) Escaping the seaside town that forgot to close down and having adventures on my bicycle in Crete.3) Spending far too much time on the internet.4) There is no number 4.5) Listening to hours and hours of music at work every week.6) Getting tipsy.

I'd like to meet:

All you earth dwellers out there.

Music:

edmund hockridge, mr. bungle, faith no more, pixies, wagon christ, loop, camper van beethoven, mud, field mice, they might be giants, john kongos, system 7, neil diamond, superboss, terminal cheesecake, tiffany, low, captain beefheart, cud, pj harvey, primal scream, lush, art of noise, moonflowers, world of twist, wire, ceephax acid crew, cliff adams orchestra, howlin' wolf, napalm death, the fat boys, the rah band, kenny loggins, fast lady, montrose, johnny cash, slowdive, lonnie donegan, shitmat, señor coconut, mr.scruff, susumo yokota, incredible bongo band, the damned, hallucinogen, the slits, kylie minogue, múm, dj scotch egg, dj lemsip, norrie paramor, ween, the beatles, björk, kate bush, eat static, jimi hendrix, my bloody valentine, the orb, pink floyd, bonzo dog doo dah band, µ-ziq, jane's addiction, technotronic, tyrannosaurus rex, frank zappa, skalpel, syd barrett, funkadelic, deee-lite.

Movies:

labyrinth, withnail and i, lost in translation, get carter, 24 hour party people, secrets and lies, pulp fiction, flash gordon, supergirl, the king of comedy, highlander, honey i shrunk the kids, the fisher king, confessions of a trick baby, monty python and the holy grail, the life of brian, south park, naked, the big lebowski, up in smoke, psychomania!, goodfellas, this is spinal tap, o brother,where art thou?, sideways, betty blue, ghost world, school of rock, run fatboy run.

Television:

rutland weekend television, q, wogan, top of the pops, fat albert, bodger and badger, kick start, tomorrows world, ceefax, pob, father ted, children in need, brasseye, supergran, the goodies, aspel and company, crosswits, going for gold, look east, look north, think again, stop look and listen, the family ness, double dare, how we used to live, the simpsons, seinfeld, blackadder, newsround, newsnight, dooby ducks disco bus, record breakers, the young ones, snub, round the twist, die moomins, that's life, get fresh, gilbert's fridge, vic reeves big night out, let's pretend.

Books:

the twits, peter cook biography, the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy, filth, margrave of the marshes, on the road, touching from a distance, the pythons autobiography,

Heroes:

john lennon, bill hicks, chris morris, ween, bo derrick, john peel, bob mortimer, elmo off of 'brush strokes', rod lucus, fred harris, large out of little and large, terry nutkins.

My Blog

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had a dream last night that The Stone Roses had reformed and were practising in a back garden on a rough Manchester council estate. Everyone was gathered around but the police arrived on the...
Posted by Ian [earlmallard] on Wed, 31 May 2006 03:38:00 PST

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See that picture...It's of Brian Blessed. I asked him to be one of my friends and i've had no reply. I might expect this from Wincy Willis, Kenny Loggins, Donnald Rumpsfiewld, Geoff from Biker Grove, ...
Posted by Ian [earlmallard] on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:29:00 PST