Undead Eulogy

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This is how it started...
Many moons ago, Eric got off his computer, exchanged his penny-loafers for some vans, ripped off his pocket protector and dedicated his life to Rock, not to computer games.
He immediately got tickets and went to see Slayer at the Paramount. After lots of booze he headed down to the bathroom. While staring at the ceiling enjoying his piss, he heard a gurgling sound and looked down, and there was this hippy with long hair, passed out underneath the toilet drunk with piss on him. That was Aaron, he is now our bassist. He has since shaved off all of his hair because of Eric’s urine (it turned his hair blond).
One lonely night, Eric wasn't getting any nooky, so he invited Aaron to go to The Lusty Lady, yah know by Pioneer Square up the street from the Central. As they stood in line to get in, they noticed a crazy man wearing a Pirate suit, topped off with an eye patch, a peg leg and a bottle of JD. At first glimpse, Eric and Aaron just figured it was just another boring Seattle attraction (the kind that lived in a cardboard box). They then saw him trying to talk the dancers into sharing some of their booty. They knew instantly he had some balls. That was Johnny, he is now our Drummer.
They jammed for awhile and one uneventful night after a practice, the guys decided to make a trip to a porn shop. They picked the Blue Video on Aurora Ave... Just off old 99... In the alley way besides the building they were just jamming a cappella to a Deicide song when it struck them. “We should play show after show forcing our music on unsuspecting souls.”
Since then they’ve played show after show building up their fan base, and their position in the Seattle rock scene. Undead Eulogy’s sound is pretty unique. They like to combine all sorts of genre's to get heavy, fast, head banging tunes. They write original music and try not to fit to well in any category. Their songs each have a sound of their own. The only constant is that all the songs remain heavy!
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