Greetings! I am Bev, a name I have adopted from your "A Concise Dictionary Of First Names by Flavia Hodges Oxford Paperback reference 1997 ISBN: 0198600941" which we found very interesting. As a result of this useful resource all my crew have taken a name from the book. Additionally, we employ a race of cybernauts to do much of our Mother Ship's menial work. Cybernauts do not have names, they have merely a code name to enable our computer matrix to interface with them. However we have additionally given them all the name "Flavia Hodges" followed by their code, and I understand they are very excited about this.
I understand that "Bev" is a name often given to the female gender of your species. We do not have such gender concepts, and on your world identify ourselves as male or female according to convcenience or random choice. Don't worry though, we like a good shag as much as the next person. Our reproductive methods and cycle will be discussed in our blog-writings at another point.
My home world is Methylaxis Boradaclumen and thus we are known as Methylaxis Boradaclumens. As you will be aware, we are RECRUITING human friends to join us on our mission of discovery. In future blog-writings we shall further discuss our travels so far and what we have learned. For now, "cheers, bye, hasta luego" as you say in human, and as we say on Methylaxis Boradaclumen, "Jizz"!
