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QÃœEÃ…RP

I mean no harm my pale hairy friends

About Me

My Task: To become friends with the residents of earth. By doing this, i will be able to study their lifestyles and secrets. Result: I will find their weeknesses and creat landing spaces for my family to land (so that we may destroy all humanity.) We will then takeover and own what these humans call "earth".
In the past we have done some research on you sad creatures. Sadly some sick aliens have gotten ahold of a few and done sick sexual things such as sticking cold metal probes up their butts.
I hope that you will add me as your friend. Maybe perhaps you could let me spend the night in your home.

My Interests

Making what humans call "crop circles". None of you know the reason for these...but you wil soon find out.

I'd like to meet:

Humans of all races and kinds.


Music:

I am fond of a band that i have found on mother earth. The band is called Eiffel 65. I also enjoy listening to techno, it's quite orgasmic to my head holes and makes my antennae vibrate...anyways, where i come from we have a few local bands that i enjoy to listen to, their names are Froogenslooobot and Robluck. Of course they are not spelt like this where i come from but I have made it so that you could pronounce them in your english language.All Your Base Are Belong To Us! NASA has unintentionally provided evidence of a civilization on Mars, evidence that is much discussed by such theorists as Richard Hoagland. Analysis of the geology of the Cydonia region, where the artifacts or "unnatural-looking formations", are situated, revealed that the site was once covered by a shallow inland sea. The "city complex" seems to have been aligned exactly due west from the "face". There is evidence that the shoreline of the sea following the margin of the "city".

Movies:

Independance day, iRobot, and starwars reach to my likeing. I also enjoy to watch Star Trek, it is much enjoyable.
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Television:

This painting is called "The Madonna with Saint Giovannino". It was painted in the 15th century by Domenico Ghirlandaio (1449-1494) and hangs as part of the Loeser collection in the Palazzo Vecchio. Above Mary's right shoulder is a disk shaped object. Below is a blow up of this section and a man and his dog can clearly be seen looking up at the object.
Frescos throughout Europe which reveal the appearance of space ships in the skies including this painting of 'The Crucifixion' - painted in 1350. It seems to depict a small human looking man looking over his shoulder - at another UFO as if in pursuit - as he flies across the sky in what is clearly a space ship. The leading craft is decorated with two twinkling stars, one reminiscent of national insignia on modern aircraft. This paintng hangs above the altar at the Visoki Decani Monestary in Kosovo, Yugoslavia.
UFOs exist, the proof is undeniable. Thousands of people make reports yearly of strange lights performing impossible maneuvers that traditional earth-bound aircraft, commercial, military, etc; could never accomplish. While most of the world's governments try to deny the reality of their existence, they blame the sightings on natural aerial phenomenon, the planet Venus, swamp gas, weather balloons or mass hysteria.Whether you buy into the culturally biased, mass-media induced viewpoints, or if you choose to think on your own; there is one ultimate truth that the world is afraid to accept...the reality that we are not alone in the universe, the proof is here, the proof is real...
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Heroes:

My mother who was lost in a tragic accident.

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My Blog

"Witches" in Mexico

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Posted by QÜEÅRP on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:17:00 PST

More of QÜEÅRP's lame alien joke findings

 saucer descends upon a shack in a remote southern town. They immediately proceed to corral the already stupefied family and begin to herd them on to an awaiting ship. The dad, seated in the bac...
Posted by QÜEÅRP on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:16:00 PST

BIG SECRETS!!

weird things u didn't know about...lol i think they are kinda dumb and somebody had too much tim on their hands..but anyways here they are....   666 on the doller bill GREAT SEAL OF AMERICA Wi...
Posted by QÜEÅRP on Wed, 17 May 2006 01:02:00 PST

Abductions

Why are there alien abductions???? Most abduction experiences begin with the visual perception of a bright white light in the sky, field, etc or the abductee's bedroom. Electronic devises and cars can...
Posted by QÜEÅRP on Tue, 02 May 2006 10:38:00 PST

ALIEN JOKES

Two aliens, Zathar and Caad, landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas pumps and Zathar said to it "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your l...
Posted by QÜEÅRP on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:34:00 PST