My alien lover broke up with me. |
Posted by Alien Tom on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 11:55:00 PST |
Are summers always this boring on Earth? |
Because I'm fucking bored, and I want to die. But I can't die, because I'm an alien. So what are some good things to do? There's only so many crops to ruin and make crop circles out ...
Posted by Alien Tom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Can you believe the nerve in some mystical creatures? Jeez. |
Today I almost died. I was just minding my own business, dissecting a human, when fucking Big Foot barged into my fucking Spacecraft and fucking stole my fucking human. He was about to rip my throat...
Posted by Alien Tom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
For any of you that missed the bulletin... |
Today as I was taking a "spin" in my spacecraft, I ran into some old enemies. Alien hunters. I tried as hard as I could to evade them, but in the end, they ended up capturing me. I knew they would do ...
Posted by Alien Tom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A confession. |
I would just like you all to know that I am now homosexual. I am still asexual, but I am a homosexual at heart. I don't know much about being homosexual, so if you have any tips, please let me know....
Posted by Alien Tom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
