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Quarqalaq

Fuck Skipper

About Me

I am here to take over the world. I would have done it years ago if it weren’t for some people who shall remain nameless. Anyhow I’m still working on it and soon you will be my slave! In the mean time I’m here to meet new people hopefully take over their minds and make them dress in tutus like Griffin. Ha ha ha ha ha oh man this is great I love myspace I will control you make you do humiliating things to yourself, drink tea, shoot puppies, burn books, drink tea, kill people, drink tea, kill all who stand in my way, take over the world, then the universe, then my best friend’s PS2, drink tea, ect ect ect. Until then add me.Study Group
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My Interests

World domination, torture, (mentally and physically) mind control, drinking tea, hating Skipper.

I'd like to meet:

Simple minded folk…so I can control them!

Music:

Gigi D'agostino DJ Shadow, DJ David X, lori the hifi princess, Paul Edge aka Twister, and other techno artists.

Movies:

There are not many earth movies I like because you seem to either show us as the bad buys, the cute and cuddly guys, or the guys here to warn you of what you may become. Never what we really are: A superior race here to rape and plunder your tiny planet enslave your tiny race and move to the next worthless planet AND WE WOULD HAVE DONE SO BY NOW IF IT WEREN’T FOR THOSE FUCKERS! I KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL! AAAAAAH FUCK YOU SKIPPER!

Television:

I watched the X-files once utterly disappointing.

Books:

Any book that has aliens taking over the world and winning at the end. There was this one book called “War of the Worlds” and it was good until the end, the end was not how it will really happen or would have happened if…Damn you Skipper!

Heroes:

Ultimalaq, My God. IceBox I will get his head back!

My Blog

Skipper

Skipper is a no good menace. He killed me once and thwarted my plans to take over earth. I want my vengeance. He will pay. This time there will be no stopping me.Fuck Skipper!http://www.myspace.com/sk...
Posted by Quarqalaq on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 04:10:00 PST

DESTROY ALL HUMANS!!!!

A very fun video game. It would have been true to life if some fucker hadn't have ruined my plan. I will have my vengeance!
Posted by Quarqalaq on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 08:57:00 PST