Unfortunate Coincidence by Dorothy Parker By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying.
Surprise by Dorothy Parker My heart went fluttering with fear Lest you should go, and leave me here To beat my breast and rock my head And stretch me sleepless on my bed. Ah, clear they see and true they say That one shall weep, and one shall stray For such is Love's unvarying law I never thought, I never saw That I should be the first to go; How pleasant that it happened so!
Resume by Dorothy Parker Razors pain you;Rivers are damp;Acids stain you;And drugs cause cramp.Guns aren't lawful;Nooses give;Gas smells awful;You might as well live.
Indian Summer by Dorothy Parker In Youth It Was A Way I Had To Do My Best To Please and Change With Every Passing Lad To Suit His Theories But Now I Know The Things I Know And Do The Things I Do And If You Do Not Like Me So To Hell My Love With You