Anyone up for filling a balloon with piss?
Apart from being Childish, I love playing tennis with hamsters....they can really fly when you give them a right old wallop (of course if you hit em too hard they just fall to pieces). I've also represented England at 'Scampi Patting' & would like to learn about the female sport of 'doughnut bumping'. I used to go to Brighton a lot but since 7/7 i've stayed away as the place is full of suicide bummers. I love to poop in tesco carrier bags because it reminds of those illiterate mongs who support west bumwich albion (aka the tesco's...otherwise known as the most gay football team in the world & also number 1 supplier of jihading durka durkas to Al Queda). I also love the history of the British Empire (especially 19th century colonial wars) & Marvel Comics from the 70's & early 80's.
Osama Bin Laden & all his worldwide jihading chums (with a British bayonet up their arse!), Ann Widecombe in a basque, Marvel Superheroes, Barbarella, Shaka Zulu, Queen Victoria, Winston Churchill, Catwoman?
From Medway Garage Punk to wholesome Hammond Funk. Lounge & cheesy listening (Yes i do Kitsch!), dancefloor jazz & soul, moog & sitar funk, maybe some old punk.I love the sound of dogs being beaten by their owners cos dogs are FUCKS! Me Like Pussycats!!!
The Basil Rathbone series of Sherlock Holmes movies,Zulu,Zulu Dawn,The Four Feathers (original Korda Brothers & recent remake)plus Storm Over The Nile,The Charge Of The Light Brigade (both Versions), Khartoum, Breaker Morant,King Of The Khyber Rifles,Spartacus,Ben Hur,Waterloo,Lives Of A Bengal Lancer,North West Frontier,The Drum,Gunga Din,The Man Who Would Be King,Young Winston,55 Days At Peking,Kim,the Michael Caine 'Harry Palmer' Trilogy,The 'Carry On' Series, Any of the old Will Hay films & those classic Ealing comedies, X-Men movies,Spider-Man movies,Man-Thing,The Punisher (recent version),Fantastic Four,Daredevil,Ghostrider,Bad Taste,Brain Dead,Meet The Feebles,Team America,the 'Planet Of The Apes' movies,The Italian Job,the Lord Of The Rings trilogy,Gladiator,Blow,Lawrence Of Arabia,the first 2 'Evil Dead' films,The Warriors,Return Of The Living Dead,Dusk Til Dawn,X-Files Movie,South Park the movie,BASEketball,Orgazmo,Event Horizon,Fight Club,Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels,Snatch,Re-Animator,Early 'Cheech & Chong' movies,Thrill Killers,Rat Pfink a Boo Boo,Essex Boys,Pervirella,Hot Carumba,The Perv Parlour,My Wrongs ..8245-8249 & 117,The League Of Gentlemen's Apocalypse....oh & lots more old tat!
Captain Scarlet (The original, not that modern crap), UFO, Space 1999 (series 1 not the 2nd series ruined by that twat Fred Frieberger aka the ruiner of Star Trek), The X-Files, Lost, Nighty Night, The League Of Gentlemen, Dr Who (up until & including early Tom Baker...definately not that pc shit on nowadays), South Park, The Day Today, Jam, Nathan Barley, Brass Eye, The Mighty Boosh, Ali G, Dennis Pennis, Shaka Zulu, The Prisoner, Phoenix Nights, Alan Partridge, Mission Impossible (the original classic tv series & one of my all time faves), The Man From U.N.C.L.E, The Avengers, Randall & Hopkirk Deceased (Original Series not that wank remake!), Man In A Suitcase, The Invaders, The Champions, The Protectors, The Persuaders, The Professionals, The Sweeney, Jason King, Morecambe & Wise, Callan, The Two Ronnies, Dads Army, It Ain't Half Hot Mum, All the Alf Garnett stuff (he was my grandad), Steptoe & Son, The Goodies, Monty Python, The Time Tunnel, 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, Joe 90, Thunderbirds, Stingray, The Flashing Blade, Robinson Crusoe, Vic Reeves, documentaries on victorian military history..oh & lots more dodgy old nonsense!
Anything to do with The British Empire in the time of Queen Victoria. Billy Childish, Sexton Ming & other Medway Poets. Any books on my beloved Wolves.
Captain America
Sir Stephen George Bull
My beloved Wolverhampton Wanderers (like myself, serious underachievers!)
General Charles Gordon
Lieutenant G Bromhead
Lieutenant J R M Chard
Winston Churchill