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KRYSTAL PARK

I am here for Networking

About Me

COME WITNESS FIRSTHAND THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF MENTALLY CHALLENGED AND IDEOLOGICALLY OPPOSED FORCES. THAT'S RIGHT. KRYSTAL PARK IS A SOAP OPERA THAT TAKES PLACE IN A TRAILER PARK. THINK "DYNASTY" MEETS "COPS" WITH A DASH OF "WHAT'S HAPPENING?." WE KNOW HOW YOU LIKE IT.

My Interests

BONERS, MYSTIC TANNING, WITCHCRAFT, MORMONS, GAGGING, GETTING SKINNY WITH PILLS, FELICITY HUFFMAN, SNORTING PAXIL, TRANNIES, STORMWATCH 2007, SHIRLEY FROM "WHAT'S HAPPENING", GLOBAL DIMMING, MAKIN' DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YA'LL

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE WHO WILL GIVE ME A RIDE TO THE METHADONE CLINIC...

Music:

WU TANG, THE CARPENTERS, MARLENE DIETRICH, NEW RADICALS

Movies:

BENJI: THE HUNTED, EBONY HUMPERS IV, EQQUS

Television:

DEGRASSI JUNIOR HIGH, PEOPLE'S COURT, FULL HOUSE, PIMP MY RIDE, HALF & HALF AND ANYTHING WITH JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS OR F. MURRAY ABRAHAM

Books:

READING IS FOR RETARDS...ABERCROMBIE & FITCH CATALOGUES, MAC WORLD, ETC...