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About Me

Rock Star/Humorist/Laker Enthusiast/Universal Exports Layout by NetNax

My Interests

Filmmaking, Improvisation, Writing, Playing Guitar, Songwriting, Juggling, Crossword Puzzles, Serial Murder. Rhetoric. Persuasion. Rationalization. Derision. Trivia. Random pointless witticisms. Downplaying a lifetime of failure with three minutes' worth of charm. .. width="425" height="350" ....

I'd like to meet:

Rylea (thanks for the spelling check, Ma). Elijah. MyGen Profile Generator !

.. "Puppies and Babies" by The Fresh on FunnyOrDie. com ..

Music:

Led Zepplin, Beatles, Radiohead, James Brown, Weezer, Liz Phair, System of a Down, The Fresh, David Bowie, Elvis Costello; right now, the first Police album for some reason; Billy Joel, Willie Nelson, old Life of Agony; sometimes a taste for novelty, and a little Travelling Wilburies; Paul Simon, sad stuff; A Tribe Called Quest, Beastie Boys, Barbershop Quartet stuff...My own shit ain't that bad, either.

Movies:

Citizen Kane, Roxanne, The Star Wars Trilogy, Pulp Fiction, Boogie Nights, Memento, Ed's Dead, The James Bond Collection

Television:

Jeopardy!, Lost, Saturday Night Live, Simpsons, Family Guy, Lakers games

Books:

"The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks; "Naked", and "Dress Your Family in Denim and Corduroy" by David Sedaris; The Complete Works of William Shakespeare by...uh...William Shakespeare

Heroes:

Steve Martin

My Blog

VOTE FOR THE FRESH!!!

Vote now for myspace..song of the year! Hey everyone, voting has begun..let's...
Posted by Dr. Jack on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:22:00 PST

Open Letter to The Los Angeles Lakers

To the Honorable Los Angeles Lakers whom I love so well,Training camp is upon us again, and it was a long summer of deep reflection, to put it mildly. Now is the time to hunker down and show the...
Posted by Dr. Jack on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:42:00 PST

Falwell is proven gay

"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the Americ...
Posted by Dr. Jack on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:01:00 PST

A Word from 24

(To Stephon Marbury of the New York Knicks and host of a FSN interview show)"..I think we've all been blessed to be able to do what we do...that blessing could've easily gone to somebody else. B...
Posted by Dr. Jack on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:37:00 PST

Open Letter to Phil Jackson

Most Esteemed Mr. Jackson, I just want to call to your attention a detail that seems to be getting overlooked by all the Los Angeles basketball writers, sportscasters; hell, even Big...
Posted by Dr. Jack on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST

Hero's Code

-The greater good is the ultimate objective.-Hustle.-Do good things with no regard for the reward.-Protect the innocent.-Calm your mind and still your nerves. Steady your hand and be true of hea...
Posted by Dr. Jack on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:53:00 PST

I miss someone

I am seriously pathetic. It has been approximately six hours since I left my girlfriend at the A-whatever gate at the Burbank Airport to catch her flight to Albany to meet up with her family for...
Posted by Dr. Jack on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:47:00 PST

Don't Let Your Guard Down

Pelosi becomes the new Speaker of the House. Rumsfeld resigns. The Dems take back Congress. Britney and Kevin break up. You can't fool me. Oh, sure. It looks like a...
Posted by Dr. Jack on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:39:00 PST

Forbes Better or Worse

It has come to my attention that an article in Forbes avers that married women with a career are more likely to cheat, to get divorced, to not have children and, in the event that they do have ch...
Posted by Dr. Jack on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:21:00 PST

Apology for a dream

I killed two men in my dream last night for no apparent reason. One was a friend of mine, Dan K., from back in the day. When I moved to LA, it was his apartment I first occupied. (Fo...
Posted by Dr. Jack on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:16:00 PST