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Ms. Eagan if you're nasty

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal. -

About Me

Fallible.***Have I showed you the cotton candy video? .. MyGen Profile Generator ..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMVyN8jt1Zs

My Interests

Krystal Park. Your mom. Misspelled signs. Amaya. This one isn't misspelled. It's just wrong.

I'd like to meet:

My next employer.

Music:

the fresh, beastie boys, radiohead, allison kraus, john prine, dolly parton, chris cornell, stevie wonder, ray charles, bill withers, billie holiday, ella fitzgerald, the beatles, jeff buckley, paul simon, johnny cash, sinatra, elvis, the violent femmes, rundmc, slick rick, doug e. fresh, tribe called quest, de la soul, eminem (before he started sucking), missy elliot, kanye west, talib kweli, the roots, beck, some punk.

Movies:

Silence of the Lambs, Papermoon, The Princess Bride, Waiting for Guffman, Like Water for Chocolate, City of Lost Children, Spirited Away, What the Bleep Do We Know?, The Squid and the Whale, Fried Green Tomatoes, Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Make Out, Ed's Dead. Fred Astaire movies.

Television:

Chapelle Show, Daily Show, Arrested Development, Sopranos, Lost. And also, hopefully This American Life. Ren and Stimpy!!!!

Books:

One Hundred Years of Solitude, She's Come Undone, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Time and Again, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, Holidays on Ice, Why am I so Miserable if these are the Best Years of my Life, The Newborn Mother and the Stages of her Growth, Goldfish Skies, The New Yorker Magazine, A Short History of Nearly Everything.

Heroes:

Areilla Borman.

My Blog

Because I'm done with school.

When I want to look like a saggy-titted, malnurished, dumpy, creepy looking alien who never brushes her hair, I shop at American Apparel....
Posted by Godmomma on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:30:00 PST

"Dead my ass!"

http://www.speedreels.com/talent/deagan...
Posted by Godmomma on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:51:00 PST

Alternate Universe

I just saw an American Express commercial with "Gimme Some Money" by Spinal Tap playing in the background.I'm not quite sure what to say.
Posted by Godmomma on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:00:00 PST

God Damn it, Myspace!

This morning when I edited my profile there was no problem.  I just clicked "save changes" and voila!  New headline.  Now, I have to enter some damned code in order to save.  But h...
Posted by Godmomma on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:58:00 PST

"From an Angry Soldier"

Found on Craigslist's "Best Of" list.  "I'm having the worst damn week of my whole damn life so I'm going to write this while I'm pissed off enough to do it right. I am SICK of all this bulls...
Posted by Godmomma on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:40:00 PST

Bad, bad news.

Buried under the coverage of the Virginia Tech shooting is the Supreme Court's decision today to uphold Bush's Late Term Abortion Ban.  This is very, very bad news, folks.  The Anti-Choice m...
Posted by Godmomma on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:01:00 PST

Me, too!

Open letter from poet Sharon Olds to Laura Bush declining her invitation to read and speak at the National Book Critics Circle Award in Washington, DC. Dear Mrs. Bush,I am  writing to l...
Posted by Godmomma on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:13:00 PST

Dear Murphy

To my friend, MurphyWhenever's most convenientI'll be here waiting
Posted by Godmomma on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:27:00 PST

Me!! On the Magic Box!!! Set your TIVOS, bitches!!!!

Without A Trace.  Sunday, April 8th, 10pm. CBS.  That's right mofos.  Set your TIVO, DVR, VCR, whatever the hell you have and watch that shit!Jack said it better be good or he's gonna b...
Posted by Godmomma on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:26:00 PST

Question

Friends, help me out with this one:Hypothetically speaking, let's say you had a terrible falling out with a close friend of yours.  It was fairly evident that the two of you would never be friend...
Posted by Godmomma on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:09:00 PST