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Matt

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About Me

Tall guy. A little fat but in a super hot way. I'm a writer and voice-actor on Fox's animated sitcom AMERICAN DAD. Yeah, Seth's OTHER show. Yes, Family Guy is so so funny, yes.Uh, What else? I LOVE stories about inept con artists. I only use racial slurs when absolutely necessary. My life's dream is to be an eccentric hermit billionaire.Oh, and...I've achieved nirvana!MY IMDB TRIVIA FACTS:I have cuckolded every member of Bel Biv Devoe.Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 100% Hulk 80% Iron Man 80% Superman 70% Batman 70% The Flash 65% Spider-Man 65% Catwoman 60% Supergirl 57% Wonder Woman 52% Robin 20% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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My Interests

Comedy. Movies. Writing both. Hi-concept ANYTHING. Sketch comedy. Stand-up. Improv (1/5 of the time I see it). Karaoke. I collect movie posters and foreign movie posters. I have a Chzeckoslavakian 'Chinatown' poster that is my pride and joy. Hiking, running, working out. Telling people about strange things I've heard about on the internet or things I've made up. My friends, I look out for them. Very protective like a mother bear. Bear bear, not gay hairy fat gay bear. Although there has been confusion. SCI-FI. Speculative ficition. The paranormal. Unsolved Mysteries. Charlie Kaufman. The photographer Sharon Lockheart. Daren Morgan. Marhsall McCluhan. Finding cool books, off the beaten track...what some may call "cult novels."

I'd like to meet:

Joanna Newsom. I'm going to have her children.

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"I have decided my act is going to go avant-garde. It is the only way to do what I want." - Steve Martin, in a postcard to his college girlfriend Nina in 1966.

Music:

Wilco, My Morning Jacket, loose fur, Lou Reed is the man, The Velvet Underground, David Bowie, Joanna Newsom, The Band, Loudon Wainright (Rufus too- but too faggy for my slightly faggy blood), The Beatles, Harry NIlsson, ALL CLASSIC PUNK, The film scores of Carter Burwell and Ennio Morricone and John Williams, Guided By Voices, The Shins, T-Rex, Arcade Fire, 60s soul, Mercury Rev, Sufjan stevens, Nick Drake, Belle and Sebastian, Pixies, Classical, Army/Navy.

Movies:

Midnight Run!, Zoolander, The King of Kong, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Heavenly Creatures, The Empire Strikes Back, The Big Lebowski, In the Realms of the Unreal - The Mystery of Henry Darger, The Titticut Follies, The Searchers, Ghostbusters-the one I'd take to the desert island, Back to the Future, The Third Man-the other one I'd take to the desert island, M, Chinatown, High and Low, After Hours & The King of Comedy (Scorecese's BEST films, people), The Empire Strikes Back, Raiders, Miller's Crossing, Citizen Kane (It is THE best film of all time), That Obscure Object of Desire (pretty much all Bunuel), Bob Le Flambeur, Riffifi, Ed Wood, Broadcast News, Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Blade Runner, Minority Report, Ghost World, Annie Hall, Hannah and Her Sisters, Defending Your Life, Vanya on 42nd street, Wild Strawberries, Groundhog Day, Cinema Paradiso, Junebug. I've seen more movies than you...yes, you, Martin Scorcese.

Television:

Quantum Leap, The Kids In the Hall, Strangers With Candy, The X-Files - Jose Chung's From Outer Space is the BEST hour of television of the 90s, Twilight Zone, The Colbert Report, South Park, Arrested Development, Larry Sanders Show, Cheers-best sitcom ever, Mr.Show, The Sopranos-like a Chekhov play with tits and murder!

Books:

BFI essays on classic films series, The journalism of Tom Wolfe, George Orwell, Graham Greene is the best ever, Banvard's Folly by Paul Collins, A Confederacy of Dunces, Youth in Revolt by CD Payne, It Happened in Boston? by Russel H. Greenan, The Devil in the White City, Philip k Dick, Thomas Merton, Walker Percy, Jonathan Lethem, Barry Hannah, G.K. Chesterton, Charles Portis, Raymond Chandler, The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera, Confederates in the Attic by Tony Horowitz, Nathaniel West, George Saunders, Joan Didion, Charles Baxter, Herman Melville, and Anton Chekhov.

Heroes:

Orson Welles. David Bowie.