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About Me

Time for another periodictic stab at summing myself up in a few sentences. Let's see. I used to hate cats but now I live with three of them. If I could give up eating and sleeping, I would. I watch America's Next Top Model but feel really bad about it. I don't have a problem with silence. I like acting but am unwilling to put up with all the crap I'd have to in order to maybe be successful at it. I write, act, and draw over at The Atrox and you should be over there instead of reading this. I think Led Zeppelin is overrated. I don't like most vegetables. I like Cyclops better than Wolverine. I don't think we really have a scale to measure how popular Michael Jackson was in the 80's. I'll kiss your mother and call it Christmas.

My Interests

movies, books, comics, acting, writing, singing, being a smartass, nanotech

I'd like to meet:

Jordan from "Real Genius." I'm a sucker for a bob.

Music:

Soul Coughing, Tenacious D, Paul Simon, Oingo Boingo, Mike Doughty, Green Day, The Who, The Pogues, The White Stripes, The Shins, Sleater-Kinney, Weezer, Fiona Apple

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Three Kings, Clue, X2, Fargo, Kill Bill, Grosse Pointe Blank, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Incredibles

Television:

STILL ON THE AIR: The Wire, Veronica Mars, The Office, Heroes, LATE AND LAMENTED: Buffy, Angel, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Sifl and Olly, MST3K, Arrested Development, Deadwood

Books:

BOOKS: Catch-22, His Dark Materials, Scott Pilgrim Vols 1-3, The Odyssey, Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets, AUTHORS: Neal Stephenson, Nick Hornby, Alan Moore, Tom Stoppard, Grant Morrison, Michael Chabon, Tom Perrotta.

Heroes:

Everyone who stops using petroleum, Scott Summers

My Blog

My new comic

The other members of Team Atrox have basically taken off the leash and left me carte blache to do what I like, so I direct all of you to my new crudely-drawn feature, High-Quality Erotic Art, which wi...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:34:00 PST

THE ATROX

If you have yet to do so, please check out The Lair of the Dreaded Atrox, where you can find comics, videos, and prose, some of it written by and/or starring me. Enjoy! (Hopefully!) ...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:58:00 PST

Because The World begged me to

So I was sitting around, kicking it with The World, when The World said "Hey, you should start a blog." Me: "Sure, clearly what the world needs is more blogs. And I don't keep a private journa...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BRISKET!

So I was at work today and for some reason I started to think about brisket. Where has all the brisket gone in my life? Back when I was a wee lad, we would go have dinner at church every Wednesday, ...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST