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Kaye Roiben

Come on God, do I seem bulletproof?

About Me

I have two great loves... My car and The Red Hot Chili Peppers...

i 0nce died on AIM (the O is actually a zero)

According to sources, I'm an urban child... i live in Beechview here in the dying city of Pittsburgh, but I'm the rightful ruler of the kingdom of South Side... My life is never complete without the great inconveniences i always manage to incur, not to mention insane people are attracted to me like flies to the god damn dung pile. I'm not a fuck up, but i do tend to fuck up... a lot... I have a lotta drive but no will... I get life altering ideas, but often toss them off to the side on a mental to do list that's constantly getting deleted due to memory suckage... In high school, my senior class voted me the "grump". I'm an angry person, with no where to focus said angry, so if you come into my bookstore, and ask me for a book, and i act uninterested, I'm actually trying to not jump over the counter and strangle you b/c you can't seem to say "plz," before you ask me to be your slave for the next 5-30 minutes. Honestly, though, I'm a total sweetheart. I'll love you to death, and do everything in my power to help make your life better even if it costs me the betterness in my life. I'm a hopeless romantic in a totally other sense of the words. I don't buy that bullshit that men and women are destroyed from previous relationships, or blah blah blah. Bottom line is, you suck ass mofo, and psychology handed you an excuse. In short, I believe in immortal love, just people gotta stop blocking it out. And finally, one day i will be rich and give all my money away to people and charities, and mostly myself b/c i deserve it and move to a warmer place and wonder "what if" for the rest of my days!

Grumpy: That's a female! and all females is poison! Filled with Wicked Wiles! Bashful: What are wicked wiles?

Grumpy: I dunno! But i'm gonna get em!


My Interests

My Hair is black now :-P

"... Somebody Save Me... Please Don't Erase Me..."

Writing... if I'm not Reading... I can never pass a bookstore w/ out going in...and that's probably why i work for Barnes & Noble! For most grls it's shoes... but they're idiots.

And I love Concerts.. When a good band comes through town i do my best to be there.

oh and cars! I couldn't tell ya for the life of me what's under the hood, but god damn it... i'll drive it into the ground!

"... Imagine Me... Taught by Tragedy... Release is Peace...."

I'd like to meet:

Music:

TOP 5

Red Hot Chili Peppers, System of a Down, Disturbed, Godsmack, Lacuna Coil

Almost as Great as the Top 5 but not quite

Korn, Offspring, Alice in Chains, Alanis Morrisette, Tool, A Perfect Circle, SoundGarden, Tenacious D, Filter, Incubus, Linkin Park, HIM, Stone Temple Piolts, Green Day, Nirvana, Bush, Seether, R.E.M., Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Smashing Pumpkins, Avenged Sevenfold, Orgy, Pearl Jam, Rhapsody, Bush, Rob Zombie, Rammstein

Good Bands

Collective Soul, Blue Oyster Cult, Electric Light Orchestra, Nickeback, Marcy Playground, Silver Chair, Seven Mary Three, Days of the New, Trapt, Static X, Pantera, Marilyn Manson, Queens of the Stone Age, The Wallflowers, Smash Mouth, Mudvayne, Vertical Horizon, Powerman 5000, Papa Roach, Oasis, Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Tonic, Everclear, Everlast, Audioslave, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Foo Fighters, Chevelle, Slipknot, Staind, Deftones

Movies:

Greatest Movie Ever

Movies Almost Just as Great

Constantine, Pirates of the Carribean; Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest, Fifth Element, Underworld; Underworld: Revolution, Jarhead, Ghost Rider, Blood & Chocolate, Ultra Violet (but solely for the actress), Matrix, Lord of the Rings: Fellowhip of the Ring; Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers; Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, Jay & Silent Bob (all of them), Sleepy Hollow, Corpse Bride, The Illusionist, Barnyard, Monster House, Harry Potter (all of them!) Because This Movie is Just so Fucking Cool!

300

Television:

Greatest Shows Ever

Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Dead Like Me, Futurama, Inuyasha, Avatar: The Last Airbender, King of the Hill, Law & Order: SVU

Almost as Great Shows

That 70's Show, Viva La Bam, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Drake & Josh, Judge Judy, Frasier, Queer as Folk, Braceface, Sex and the City, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Books:

Greatest Book Ever

Other Great Books

Valiant; Ironside (Holly Black), Twilight; New Moon; Eclipse (Stephanie Meyer), The Ranger's Apprentice: Ruins of Gorlan; The Ranger's Apprentice: The Burning Bridge; The Ranger’s Apprentice: The Icebound Land (John Flanagan), Faerie Wars; Faerie Wars: The Purple Emperor; Faerie Wars: Ruler of the Realm (Herbie Brennan), Bartimaeus Trilogy: Amulet of Samarkand; Bartimaeus Triology: The Golem's Eye; Bartimaeus Triology: Ptolmey's Gate (Jonathan Stroud), Keturah and Lord Death (Martine Leavitt), Possibility of Fireflies (Dominique Paul), Blood and Chocolate; Freaks! Alive on the Inside (Annette Curtis Klause), Submission (Marthe Blau), The Faerie Path (Frewin Jones), Spiderwick Chronicles: The Field Guide; Spider Wick Chronicles: The Seeing Stone; Spiderwick Chronicles: Lucinda's Secret; Spiderwick Chronicles: The Ironwood Tree; SpiderWick Chronicles: Wrath of Mulgarth (Tony DiTerlizzi & Holly Black), Chronicles of Narnia: The Magician's Nephew; Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe; Chronicles of Narnia: The Horse and His Boy; Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian; Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader; Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair; Chronicles of Narnia: The Last Battle (C. S. Lewis), Gingerbread; Shrimp; Cupcake (Rachel Cohn), Crooked; Zipped; Crushed (Laura & Tom McNeal), Dark Angel (David Klass), Peeps (Scott Westerfeld), The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl; Boy Toy (Barry Lyga), Wait for me (An Na), The Witch's Boy (Michael Gruber), The Frog Princess; Dragon's Breath; Once Upon a Curse; No Place for Magic (E. D. Baker) Dragon Sword and Wind Child (Noriko Ogiwara), Wildwood Dancing (Juliet Marillier), Fablehaven (Brandon Mull), Vampire Kisses; Kissing Coffins; Vampireville; Dance with a Vampire (Ellen Schreiber)The Nature of Jade (Deb Caletti), Septimus Heap Series: Magyk; Septimus Heap Series: Flyte (Angie Sage), Scar Tissue (Anthony Kiedis), The Paths We Choose (Sully Erna), Dark Angel (Meredith Ann Pierce), House of Night Series: The Marked (P. C. Cast and Kristin Cast), Wicked Lovely (Melissa Marr) Soliloquy of the Solipsist (Sylvia Plath), Beautiful City of the Dead (Leander Watts), Mortal Instruments Series: City of Bones (Cassandra Clare), Tantalize (Cynthia Smith), Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (Rachel Cohn & David Levithan)

Heroes:

:::::::Anthony Kiedis:::::::

My Blog

I really don’t like people mettling in my affairs...

So the last few days kinda sucked... on tuesday i decided to help sean and ben out by organizing their boxes so they could get more done and mara could get into her space beside them and all... my man...
Posted by Kaye Roiben on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 03:28:00 PST

Download of Information and Events

Ok... so... Here's the earth... Round!! So things have been pretty up in the air... and you only get grounded a few minutes here and there just to go up for hours on end... My Routine is supposed to s...
Posted by Kaye Roiben on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:16:00 PST

At least tomorrow i will be done...

Ok so tomorrow i have class... i know i'll have a quiz on the Odyssey... which i could no longer bare reading, so i bought it on audio... i figure i'll listen to it tonight... and then tomorrow at wor...
Posted by Kaye Roiben on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:02:00 PST

Some people just... bah!

So yeah... today kinda sucked... my receiving manager (who is my manager) got into it w/ the music manager this morning b/c of his accusations towards me last week... It was not good, and i was kinda ...
Posted by Kaye Roiben on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 02:51:00 PST

They are like viruses...

Liars that is... I really don't like being lied to... or having sugar coated truths... It just makes me wanna smack the person... figuratively, smack the lie out of their mouths lol I don't care how c...
Posted by Kaye Roiben on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 06:19:00 PST

Vampires Are Above Us (Part 5)

I had never felt force like this in my life. It wasn't in any way painful till I felt the stone wall meet my back with a crunching sound I knew couldn't be good. It was a burning pain that spread from...
Posted by Kaye Roiben on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:13:00 PST

haha... im a dumbass... officially...

So... after work today i came home and changed clothes like i always do... and went downstairs... like i always do... and hung out in the living room w/ my mom and hunter... so me and hunter are playi...
Posted by Kaye Roiben on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:14:00 PST

1 week left on the floor!!!!!

So yeah... on the 27'th i'm officially done on the floor at barnes & noble... no more customers... no more having to dress up... i pick my own hours... and no more weekends! yes! I also start clas...
Posted by Kaye Roiben on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:18:00 PST

Where is my Edward?

Ok so Eclipse was the best one yet!! I mean how can you not love that character? I think i'm more suited to a Roiben however... or a Ravus... i think i can even manage a Ravus... I might have already....
Posted by Kaye Roiben on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:09:00 PST

It’s one of those books...

So my only good... correction: greatness that is so fucking awesome... thing for the last 2 or 3 weeks (i'm horrible w/ realizing how much time passes) was the Eclipse Release... I went all harry pott...
Posted by Kaye Roiben on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:05:00 PST