SIMON SAYS 158 |
ITS CRISTMAS TIME AGAIN, SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT DEBTDEBT DEBT DEBT DEBT!!!!!!!!!!ITS THAT MAGICAL TIME OF YEAR WHE...
Posted by Simon on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:00:00 PST |
SIMON SAYS 157 |
Condoleezza Rice says that "people need to serve where they are needed. The white house softball team is short of players and goddamn-it you're payng."Rice was responding to foreign service officers' ...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:07:00 PST |
SIMON SAYS 156 |
IN TODAY'S NEW'S MITT ROMNEY CITED THE NOW DEAD PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN 4 TIMES IN A SPEACH HE GAVE TO SOME CHIPMUNKS IN THE PARK THURSDAY NIGHT, USING THE THREE KEY TOPICS OF ROMNEY'S PLATFORM:A ST...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 06:55:00 PST |
SIMON SAYS 155 |
RELATIONSHIPS AND RELATIONSHITS TODAY ON OPRA . ITS SWEEPS WEEEK SO IT'S TIME TO EATSHIT AMERICA-"MUST PEE TV" .THE ELECTIONS WILL HAPPEN , THE E-VOTING MACHINES AREN'T GOING TO PAY FOR THEMSELVES CO...
Posted by Simon on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:00:00 PST |
SIMON SAYS 154 |
"LIFE IS A LIKE A BOX OF RABBIT TURDS. IT LOOKS LIKE FUN AND M&M'S -BUT WHEN YOU PUT YOUR'E HAND IN IT'S REALY A BUNCH-A SHIT" WILL BE PUT ON HALMARK GREETING CARDS JUST IN TIME FOR THANKS GIVING. "T...
Posted by Simon on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:44:00 PST |
SIMON SAYS 154 |
FROM THE MAKERS OF THE HIT SHOW "CAOCH "COMES ""COUCH"". A SHOW ABOUT A FAT TV REVEIWER WHO SOLVES CRIMES. ALSO ON THE BLOCK FOR ABC THE FASHION AVOCATE GENERAL CORE ""F-A-G"". "THIS IS A ...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:06:00 PST |
SIMON SAYS 153 |
IN TODAY'S NEWS THE WAYS AND MEAN-IE COMMITTEE WILL DECIDE TO EITHER RENU FAST TRACK AUTHORITY OR REJECT IT. "I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S FOR LUNCH" GRUMBLED A HUNGRY CARL ROVE. WHEN ASKED FOR A COMMEN...
Posted by Simon on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:36:00 PST |
SIMON SAYS 152 |
IN RESPONSE TO THE SPAMCHICKS ON MY-SPACE EMAILING THEIR PORN LINKS TO GUYS.WE'VE CREATED SPAM DUDES. THESE DUDES SEND LINKS TO THIER SITES WHERE YOU CAN SEE BELCHING FARTING NOSE PICKI-IN GUYS IN VAR...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:59:00 PST |
SIMON SAYS 151 |
(IN TODAYS NEWS) PRESIDENT ANHISERBUSH ANNOUNCED A NEW STRATEGY FOR IRAQ WHICH WILL BRING THE TROOPS HOME. WELL INVITE IRAQ TO THE US TO FIGHT THAT WAY NO DRAFT WILL BE NEEDED NO BATTERIES REQUIRED ....
Posted by Simon on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:43:00 PST |
SIMON SAYS 150 |
HOLLY COCK SOCK BATMAN!!!" NEW AND FRESH DEVELOPMENTS ARE ON THE WAY" SAYS BILL GATES . IN A PRESS CONFERENCE YESTERDAY GATES ANOUNCED A NEW LINE OF PRODUCTS. i-TOYS THE SEX TOY THAT CAN SURF THE WE...
Posted by Simon on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:46:00 PST |
