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Ben

NEVER tell me the odds.

About Me

Amen, Mr. Hicks. Amen.Check zombiejr.com for my sketch diary.

My Interests

Zombie apocalypse, stunts, discipline, unicycles, unpickled cucumbers, friday nights, jumpsuits, sody pop, gorillas and gorilla accesories, wooden dolls with straw hair, smells.

I'd like to meet:

"The only people for me are the mad ones; the ones mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing but burn, burn, burn like fabulous roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars..."-- Jack Kerouak

Music:

Grandpa guitars, tiny guitars, hula hoops with sand in them so they swoosh, anything you can dance to, guitars that are shaped like things, guitars with two "necks."

Movies:

The Adventures of the Cherubs, Dracula and the Zombie Slumber Party, Grandma's Lucky, Undercover Understudies, I Spit on Your Grapes.

Television:

Baby Animal Dance Party, Candy on TV, and Sharks vs The EVERYTHING.

Books:

Instruction Manual to Mega Man 2, Fart Jokes to Impress Your Boss, Bat to the Future

Heroes:

Jamie Hewlett, Ron Bennington, Clint Eastwood, Hunter S. Thompson, Batman, Walt Disney, Harrison Ford, Ken Foree, George Romero, John K, Superman, Johnny Cash, Tex Avery, Bender, and of course... BRUCE CAMPBELL!

My Blog

George Carlin was a genius. Now he’s DEAD! Fuck Hope.

I was sad on Monday morning when I awoke to a text message telling me George Carlin died. I guess he was someone I always hoped to meet, so I could tell him how his observations always hit me right, a...
Posted by Ben on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:52:00 PST

Take that, you Negative Nelly.

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Posted by Ben on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:12:00 PST

27 years of learning

When your lucky to even be somewhere, anything that happens there is just bonus. Thats how I feel about life. I mean theres a one in a million shot were even who we are. The one thing that bugs me ab...
Posted by Ben on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 11:29:00 PST

King of Dirt (but its my dirt)

I used to post blogs and people used to tell me they were interesting. I dont post them any longer. I have a hard time imagining that people find them to interesting but also sometimes I dont fucking ...
Posted by Ben on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:01:00 PST

Somehow I get over it

First things fucking first. Watch and or listen to this. songs you already know: scared from Posalootly on Vimeo.Song originally by ZeFrank, at ZeFrank.com, one of the little things in...
Posted by Ben on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:53:00 PST

"When you go and get the honey..."

So cleaning my apartment I seriously started to feel kinda like I own shit for no reason. I mean possesions are nice I guess, and they are comforting, but I think people are getting a little hung up o...
Posted by Ben on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:30:00 PST

Pain, or Damage...

This is one of my favorite quotes from Deadwood. Seriously, everyone should watch this show. It's the greatest thing ever. Quick pop in. Hopefully somethings big on the horizon. ...
Posted by Ben on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 06:37:00 PST

Stay Positive Even When Your Holding Your Teeth

Today, I was sitting on the subway with one of my best friends in the whole world, Andy Krahnke. It wasn't crowded in the subway car being it was 10PM and most people were home in their beds. We had b...
Posted by Ben on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:08:00 PST

"Guys, this is super cereal!"

Thing's are getting a little to serious in here. I know the stakes are getting higher, but thats no reason to take "it", or myself to seriously. For some reason when I take things seriously it's easie...
Posted by Ben on Sun, 14 May 2006 08:32:00 PST

Planning a little TOO far ahead

Here's what I want at my funeral. 1. Hulk Hogan to deliver my eulogy. Not very weepy, just very matter of fact, with lots of "Let me tell you, brothers," and wild hand gestures, and then(this is the ...
Posted by Ben on Tue, 09 May 2006 06:08:00 PST