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~~ RiGhT HeRe rIGHt NoW ~~

About Me

I am a single father, with a 12 yr old boy and an 11 yr old girl who are my pride and joy. I have a zest for laughter, life, love, and yes the main thing God. I just joined this thing in hopes of finding a friend/companion/partner/hand holder, etc. I am told by many that I am handsome and they can t believe women aren't knocking at my door...but they're not, so here I am trying this Internet thing. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder anyway. I enjoy anything outdoors, camping, the Hill Country of Texas, playing with the kids, camp fires, sipping wine, holding hands, a drive in the country, moon watching, the beach, live music, the theater. I enjoy indoor stuff too especially when the weather is lousy. I can dress up or down, and I do clean up pretty nice as well. I am single, don't do the bar scene except to listen to live music, not really into guys night out, would rather do our night in. I like all types of music except rap. I love to dance, fast, slow, whatever...I am not materialistic, but do like some of the finer things in life. I am fairly casual, but can dress for any occasion. I am confident, strong willed about certain things but not hard headed. Trust, loyalty, honesty, security are things that are important to me. If you d like to e-mail me please do, I'd love to make a new friend, what have we got to lose? If we dont turn over stones, we may miss out on lifes greatest joys.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ruben
Birthday: December 26
Birthplace: San Antonio
Current Location: Houston
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Salt & Pepper
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Cap Toes
Your Weakness: Sleeping Late
Your Fears: Skydiving
Your Perfect Pizza: No Anchovies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Try to go more than a day without masterbating
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Yuk
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: F*ch No!
Do you Sing: If you like fingernails scratched on a blackboard
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Done
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Maybe
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Nope
Do you play an Instrument: Drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I don't like the way it's cooked
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: of old age
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Batman
What country would you most like to Visit: Hawaii
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My Interests

Blah...Blah..Blah...World Peace and all that.

I'd like to meet:

My first choice: looking for self-absorbed, damaged, female. Must be immature and irresponsible. Extremely low sex drive a bonus! No skills, background, or success required. If you are looking for someone to make empty promises to, and like to blame others for your failures, write me now! Are you unable to make a commitment? Then I'm the man for you! I'm looking for an unavailable woman for a long, painful, and frustrating relationship. No time or energy required. I'll do all the work!!! Call anytime...day or night; I'll be waiting...my life is unimportant compared to your needs! If you don' t quite fit that profile, then my second choice is:I would like to meet an intelligent, witty, and attractive woman who is not interested in playing games. One who believes that kissing is an art(like making love to one's mouth). Oh, she should also like to laugh - even at me. My third choice: You are a gazzilionaire. . If you happen to write, please indicate if you are my first, second, or third choice. Just so I'll know.. My dearest fantasy involves two people who escape the bonds of everyday life to find that true passion, which cannot exist in the real world. Two people united in a ruthlessly selfish search for the divine spark within. Free from worry or duty. Bare-knuckled, soul-bruising romance. Tender and savage. Gentle and furious. Embrace the contradictions and show me your soul. Ciao Y'all.

Movies:

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Books:

Quantum Physics for Dummies

Heroes:

Batman..

My Blog

Rules of Houston:

1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is "Ewe-stun", not "Huestun." Oh yea, it is pronounced "San Phil-a-pee," not "San Phil-eep" (San Felipe). 2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsew...
Posted by [R|u|B|e|N] on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:38:00 PST

You know you're in Houston if

1. You're on your way to work one FEBRUARY morning and suddenly you're trapped in a traffic jam caused by a chuck wagon and fifty horses with riders and you look around to see that everybody in the ca...
Posted by [R|u|B|e|N] on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:37:00 PST

A Hero is gone....

http://www.virtualubbock.com/stoJesseMemorium.html
Posted by [R|u|B|e|N] on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:38:00 PST

Wetback Mountain

Here you go...   http://www.13gb.com/media.php?id=1364
Posted by [R|u|B|e|N] on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:50:00 PST

Perfect Fit

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine,...
Posted by [R|u|B|e|N] on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 10:01:00 PST

Singing the Blues

If you are new to Blues music, or like it but never really understood  the whys and wherefores, here are some very fundamental rules:    1. Most Blues begin with: "Woke up this morning....
Posted by [R|u|B|e|N] on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:09:00 PST

Not so much

So a friend asked me "how come you know so much about so little?" Or was it "how come you know so little about so much?"  Heck - I was drunk. But here is my photo site:  http://community.web...
Posted by [R|u|B|e|N] on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 05:03:00 PST

There are 600,426,974,379,824,381,952 ways to spell Viagra

http://cockeyed.com/lessons/viagra/viagra.html
Posted by [R|u|B|e|N] on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 05:44:00 PST

Fair warning

Oh my God-it's burst into flames! Oh, the humanity! The burning airship istumbling toward the crowd! The exploding hydrogen gas is engulfing theonlookers! The screams, oh Lord, the screams! Burning fi...
Posted by [R|u|B|e|N] on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 07:52:00 PST