The Custer Chronicle |
A real-life excerpt from the sheriff's log of my hometown newspaper, The Custer Chronicle:April 3 2:17pm:An anonymous male called to report that "some fellows over at the basketball court need straig...
Posted by Jill on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:20:00 PST |
Google Thinks Im a Terrible Person |
See, every once in a while, I write jokes for this other website. The website forces me to title those jokes, which I do by describing the topic of the joke at hand. Google then uses those titles,...
Posted by Jill on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:07:00 PST |
A Letter |
Dear "Comedian,"It's not that I can't see your point of view.I can.You thought it was a good idea. You thought it was "edgy." You thought, "I am the next Andy Kaufman and tonight is the night that eve...
Posted by Jill on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:48:00 PST |
A Terrible Idea |
Let's see what it's like to write a blog entry 47 minutes after having taken Tylenol PM.A good experiment, I think, where nothing can possibly go wrong.The first thing I can say definitively is this:W...
Posted by Jill on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:59:00 PST |
Last Comic Vomiting |
I have the flu.Thusly it is IDEAL that my Last Comic Standing audition is tomorrow morning.There was a time when "heroin-chic" was trendy. I can only hope that this is the year where "looks-like-she-m...
Posted by Jill on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:20:00 PST |
My comedy career has hit rock-bottom. |
Oh, I thought that my comedy career had hit rock-bottom before, but I was clearly mistaken. Who knew that during all those other horrible, horrible shows, I was actually hovering somewhere around rock...
Posted by Jill on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:55:00 PST |
Not So Super |
At a restaurant today, I ordered something they called Super Green Tea.Things that my Super Green Tea did not do:1) Fly2) Fight crime3) Change in a phone booth4) Make out with Kirsten DunstThings that...
Posted by Jill on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:19:00 PST |
A Gift to You |
Some guy in France wrote a one-hundred thirty page memoir entirely by blinking his left eye.I, on the other hand, cannot manage to consistently write two blog entries a week.With my fingers.And I real...
Posted by Jill on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:56:00 PST |
Imaginary Problems |
My friend, Matt had a problem.See, there was a girl that had a crush on Matt. For many, this would be an occasion for happy-joy. But, sadly, Matt did not have a reverse-crush on said girl. In fact, he...
Posted by Jill on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:49:00 PST |
I was not prepared for this headline when I woke up this morning. |
79 YEAR OLD ROMAN-CATHOLIC NUN PLEADS NO CONTEST IN SEX ABUSE CASEI'm alarmed. Just to be clear. Here's what doesn't alarm me about this headline:1) Her seventy-nine-ness2) That Roman-Catholics have...
Posted by Jill on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:26:00 PST |
