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Gaza (on tour NOW!!!)

We don't even use dong bags!!!

About Me


All merch can be ordered above!!! (note: when we’re on tour we can’t ship orders, so sit tight, they will be sent as soon as we get home. Thank you.)
"I Don’t Care Where I Go When I Die" can be ordered by clicking the banner above.
You can pick up our "East" EP 2005 by clicking on the banner above.
P.S. No spam ever. We, nor anyone else will read or approve the comment. We don’t care about your fucking iPhone, Macy’s gift card, or 300k flyer for a show that’s not even in the U.S. Also, if you want to show some love, comment us, and if you want to help with booking or anything along those lines, message us. It’s just easier that way. Oh, and by the way... we are NEVER going to drive halfway across the country to play your friend Neal’s 17th birthday party. Unless he has a way awesome wiener we can score on.
Here’s some live Slutmaker for your brain-squirrel.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/10/2004
Band Website: gaza.bigcartel.com/
Band Members: Bible Chuckers:

Mike
Jon
Chris / Tino
Luke

Influences: Jon - Always tittyfucking a hard nerd's buttcheeks.

Mike - Cums on crazy weird ghosts.

Tino - Travels the world in search for all the best dicks.

Luke - Gets like all hammered with Curt and Terry, at their house.

Chris - "I'll take a scotch on the logs."

Alex Triangle - Constantly farting in a sack of bird heads.

Sounds Like: Sounds like 2 astronauts buttfucking on the fake moon
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3 astronauths on the real moon who aren't gay
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shattering your hand giving a relative an HJ in the butt
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Romulus
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Record Label: Black Market is the label that pays me
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Its official: a tour cancellation in retrospect

After a little over a week of cancelling shows day-to-day, we can now say we've cancelled our entire tour.We hadn't cancelled the whole tour pre-emptively because we had been trying to get on the road...
Posted by Gaza (on tour NOW!!!) on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:32:00 PST

Good News / Bad News And a Trap Them / Architect Tour

The Gaza / Minor Times / Engineer tour is not happening due to issues with booking agents. Its out of our hands and I wish things had turned out different. We're sorry for those of you who have put ...
Posted by Gaza (on tour NOW!!!) on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:23:00 PST

Gaza, The Minor Times, Engineer Tour coming up

Its being booked as we speak and will be taking place at the end of September and beginning of October.  Midwest and TX mostly.  Dates will be posted soon.  We're very excited for this ...
Posted by Gaza (on tour NOW!!!) on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:30:00 PST

Decibel gives "I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die" 9/10

From the January 07 issue on stands now: 9/ out of 10 All roads point to Utah being fucked up. Now, I've never really experienced Utah -sleeping while someone else drives through the state doesn't cut...
Posted by Gaza (on tour NOW!!!) on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:18:00 PST

"I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die" Some reviews

When people who don't like grindcore (or, just as likely, are frightened by it) talk about grindcore, Gaza's debut album is exactly what they think it all sounds like. These ten genuinely brutal songs...
Posted by Gaza (on tour NOW!!!) on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 06:50:00 PST

Some "I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die" lyrics.

CalfI have never seen a dog with crooked teeth.Ive got a mouth full of retard.I love you all for the same reasons I could not shoot crippled horses.Come end this.Lets breed the calf.Breed the red calf...
Posted by Gaza (on tour NOW!!!) on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:42:00 PST

Quick tour report

Tour report:   LA Murder fest  We were largely ignored because we didn't look like zombies, nor did we not break from character and continue talking in a demonic voice between songs.   Las ...
Posted by Gaza (on tour NOW!!!) on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 03:36:00 PST

Some Reviews

11-05 GAZAHomeless Urine SessionsRecorded by Andy PattersonGAZA = GAZALove it! Love it, love it, love it, love it! This is the most recent three-song release of GAZA and I love it! One of the heaviest...
Posted by Gaza (on tour NOW!!!) on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 12:13:00 PST

Homeless Urine Lyrics

Hell Crown   Lets cut our wrists and flop around like Rainbirds until we bleed out.   Computer:  In other news, the Dow Jones Industrial average is down 666 points on word that men are ...
Posted by Gaza (on tour NOW!!!) on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 12:10:00 PST

Cred (bands)

Just for reference and record, Gaza has played with the following: CONVERGE, THE GREAT REDNECK HOPE, THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER, HER CANDANE, THE POWER AND THE GLORY, 6 BULLETS, BEHEMOTH, CLIFTON, ED GEI...
Posted by Gaza (on tour NOW!!!) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST