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Poser McGee

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some death to defy. Oh yeah, try the broccoli with a side of danger

About Me


I watch this video almost every day. Watch it and find out for yourself why I do.If you post spam on my site then you will be deleted along with your stupid-ass comment. I will hate you and dream of the day when I can meet you face to face you pussied bitch.I can type on a computer. Hmm...I'm bored. Maybe I'll type up some long pompus (I said poop), self-serving history of my life. So here it goes. I am the absolute coolest, dopest, tightest, krunkest, and any other word that would entail that all the dude's want to be me and all the chicks want to have me. I'm Sorry lady's; this cat's taken. I can use simi-colons to join two sentances into one statement. It's alot cooler than using a comma with a conjunction. That's actually how I got my wife to marry me. Let that be a lesson to anyone looking for that special somebody, straight or gay, boy or girl, always try to use correct grammer.I'm just lying I'm not that cool. I'm actually pretty humble. I like people. I love to meet new people and then steal thier keyboards. Then they can't use the bathroom anymore. Oh yeah...my favorite color is green. My wife's name is Patty. Well it's Patricia, but she always wants to be called Patty. Umm...I like cats. I also like to sit and think about what I should type next. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.Check out my friends. I only hang out with them because they make me look cool.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE BEST MYSPACE PROFILE EVER!!!

My Interests

I like to set things on fire. Then afterwards I burn them. frying chicken, bathing, masterbating in the shower, peeing and pooping, FONE PHREAKING, firearms (an obcession really), typing junk on Myspace that no one reads, paying people to be my friends, being a poser, I like to sharpen knives to, I make fart noises with my mouth. Spongebob Squarepants!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

A living chicken. In the flesh! I would also really like to meet all of the people who talk crap on the internet! Die you pussies.I don't care what you like just click here!

Music:

Here are some videos from 11 September 2006. That was the day that Converge truly hurt my feelings. I'm the bald dude with the black glasses strap around his head. Converge @ Cave 9 11-9-06

Add to My Profile | More Videos Converge @ Cave 9 11-9-06

Add to My Profile | More VideosThis video RIGHT HERE is why I am a huge music snob. It's not like I hate stuff simply because it's mainstream. I just can't imagine that singer from Disturbed having the balls to not only keep going after he breaks his mic, but be super awesome enough to be heard over the instruments. PURE AGGRESSION!!! By the way that's PIG DESTROYER... width="425" height="350" ..Click the pic to be magically wisked away to the band's website!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!!,Training for Utopia, Spitfire, Norma Jean, Melt Banana, Bjork, Ten Cent Pistol, Naked City, Deadguy, Facial Mess, The Locust, Merzbow, GG Allin, Floor, Origin, The Casulties, Dead Time, Agnostic Front, Charred Remains a.k.a. Man is the Bastard, Crass, Green Day (that's right!!! motha' trukin' Green Day), Damad, Dead Kennedys (your'e not "punk-rock" unless you listen to these bastsrds), Hatebreed, ISIS, Anal Cunt, Earth Crisis, truckin' Minor Threat, Walls of Jericho, Nirvana, Dillenger Escape Plan, Brutal Truth, God Speed You Black Emporor, Prince (that guy's a genius and he wears ass-less chaps), Kazagoogoo (I don't think I spelled that right. They sing that song that goes, "Too shy, shy. Hush, hush. Eye to eye"), Coalese, Burnt By the Sun, Pink Floyd, The Hope Conspericy, Disrupt, Logical Nonsence, Placebo, Embodyment, Zao, Knowledge, Motive, Arma Angelus, The Unseen (I saw these guys live with Hatebreed and Agnostic Front and they all hurt my feelings.), White Zombie, any band that offends you, any band that MTV tells me is cool (See my stupid blog about muzac for more info.), ANY band from Lubbock, Texas, Trust No One but Your Knife (RIP), Tomfoolery and the Mistakes (RIP), Kid Grusome (RIP?), Reaver (RIP) Dolores (RIP?), PORNOHELMUT (this was THE most offensive thing that I or my wife have ever seen. We saw this guy the first 3 times he played. 6 words: Shit porn, gay porn, barf porn. Thank you Neil!!!), Secret Missile Silo, Plauge of Locusts (RIP), Half Humans, MOTHER TRUCKIN' BLUE COLLAR BRAWLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, ETC.............................. There are so many more, but these are the one's I care most about. Sorry if I left any of the local bands out. and my butt still hurts.This is how all of the best music is made:/a

Movies:

Takashi MiikeChan-wook ParkWatch this...trust me...PI, Matrix Trilogy, Suicide Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Man on Fire, Under Seige, that porno with your mom in it, Dawn o' the Dead (the new one), To Live (a bad-ass Chinese, well, it was filmed in Tiwan, flick), The Last Temptation of Christ, Romper Stomper, 8mm, American History X, The Cell, Training Day, Cube, Casino, Goodfellas, Trimph of the Will (look it up), Deliverance, Primer, SLC punk, Constantine, Freddy got Fingered, T*A*P*S*, Monster, Night of the Living Dead, Carnival of Souls, 3000 miles to Graceland, THE GOONIES, 187, Devlis Advocate (every Christian should watch this movie.) I like alot more but I can't think of any right now.

Television:

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! Perfect Hair ForeverTom Goes to the Mayor, 12 oz mouse (Oz MO), South Park, BEVIS AND BUTTHEAD, illegal cable, Spongebob Squarepants, Aeon Flux, the news channels owned by General Electric, My Sweet Sixteen, History Channel, what ever my friends and magizens tell me to because it's cool.Pretty much if you don't think it's funny then I probably will.

Books:

Kinda' ironic usen' pictures to describe books? Yeah thought that one up by myself.

Heroes:

Our Messiah and anyone else who has the courage to give his life for his brother.

My Blog

Militant Optimism

Naive: having or showing unaffected simplicity of nature or absence of artificiality; unsophisticated; ingenuous I have been called naive many times.  Maybe I am... Being an optamist this often c...
Posted by Poser McGee on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:17:00 PST

I was really boerd...

I was going through my old notes from basic training and tech-school.  I never realized how much I wrote down!  Now I'm glad I did.  There is soooo much interesting stuff in them... I w...
Posted by Poser McGee on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:10:00 PST

Should Imus by shot in the neck?

I am about as tired of hearing about this as I am about Anna Nichole Smith. For thoes of us who spend our time on Mars, in a cave, with fingers in our ears, and our eyes closed.  Mr. Imus was abl...
Posted by Poser McGee on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:21:00 PST

A blog about your butthole...

Umm, yeah...I'm drunk and listening to min imalist metal-core.  I am also not hitting the "delete" button.  Man, it just took me 2 minutes to type this junk!   So there,  balls, or...
Posted by Poser McGee on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:00:00 PST

Yeah, I drink 40's. I also think you're a wuss!

I have been wondering latly...well...for a LONG time, what the ach-ee-double-hockey-sticks is going on with us? Man!  What a generic question! Seriously though, I just watched a show on MTV abou...
Posted by Poser McGee on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:33:00 PST

America the Elected

"I had rather be right than President."                             &nbs...
Posted by Poser McGee on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:23:00 PST

Know thyself 1.0

Who am I? A History For the later part of my life I have been engaged in an unconcious war with myself over my own identity.  It's one of those classic "Who am I?" situations. When I was in elmen...
Posted by Poser McGee on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:11:00 PST

Know thy self 2.0

Who am I? I can tell you what I'm not.. Stoner:  Well I don't do drugs.  I HATE music like Disturbed, Trivium, or Slipknot.  Oh yeah I don't hate my life like a lot of them.  BUT, ...
Posted by Poser McGee on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:58:00 PST

Out of the mouths of babes...

"Nothing I do is my fault.  My family is disfunctional and my parents won't empower me!  Consequently, I'm not self-actualized! My behavior is addictive functioning in a disease process of t...
Posted by Poser McGee on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:59:00 PST

Gosh darn zombies!

There was a point in time in which I had a series of very vivid dreams.  So it occured to me that I should write hem down in a sort of dream journal.  Anyway I forgot about it until I needed...
Posted by Poser McGee on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:51:00 PST