Pornohelmut

Pornohelmut is a one-man improvisational experiment in suckitude and social terrorism. He first appeared in the fall of 2001, crash-landing his phallus-shaped space ship in the alleyway behind Einstein's in Lubbock,TX. There he wound up opening a show for Cephalic Carnage. He then went on a hunt across the earth for heroic servings of booze, porno, and drugs (the three basic food groups on his home planet, CockGnar), as well as replacement parts and fuel for his downed ship. His next appearance was in early 2002, at a small venue called The Foundation, which was in fact a Christian Youth Ministry during the day. Here he found the prey he'd been seeking all along, those known upon his own planet as the Sheeple. Easily terrorized, the sheeple and their fear of the unknown provided all of the negative karmic fuel that Pornohelmut needed to power his space vessel. Armed with ridiculous amounts of sheer volume and crude video footage he'd harvested from various deviant pornographic films, autopsy documentaries, and exteme horror movies, he rampaged through Lubbock, scaring the shit out of everyone. Over the next few years, Pornohelmut opened shows for the likes of Pink and Brown, V9R9D, Genghis Tron, Mastodon, Jucifer, and Melt-Banana . . . CHECK OUT SOME FUCKEN VIDEOS!!!!!!!! . .. ..