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Mark Instant Mandonna Bro

I LOVE YOU!

About Me


I am a SUPER patient and loving parent, and a loving, loyal friend. For three years, I was the main moral/health/sanity advisor for an entire family. I've been living in a trasformative Twilight Zone episode lately-- I love my friends!!! If you have any questions at all, contact me about ANYTHING!! You know that I love you!
I'm working on being as open to the present as possible.
Also, I just realized that I'm pretty good at locating smells, and I'm the bastard nephew/ stepchild of McGuyver. I like working things out. Coming to a consensus. Study groups. Jamming. Different perspectives. Change. Changing perspectives. Deviating from social norms. Being real. Gettin' down! Harmonizing! LOVE!
I'm constantly on the lookout for high places I can jump from into deep water!If anyone wants to get MANdonna gigs, we give a 15% commission.
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My Interests

MANDONNA! Gratitude! (I'm on the abounding river!!) , being friends, other countries, doing nothing, singing, rocking the fck out, making it better, sunning, hugging, frisbee, ddr (Dance Dance Revolution), and licking

I'd like to meet:

You!

(Here's a video of me at work!)

Music:

World Soul / Kid sounds

Movies:

Too many:Time Bandits,Spinal Tap,Extended LOTR,Being There,Airplane,The Emerald Forest,The Princess Bride,Manufacturing Consent,Ghandi,The City of G*d documentary

Television:



..
:^D

Books:

The Forest People, A People's History, Vonnegut, Journey To Ixtlan

Heroes:


People who have made their way out, explorers, Barbara Lee, Willie Nelson, Reinhardt Krekow, Charlie Mott, Bob Matteucci, Greg Victor, Medea Benjamin, Grandpa, Grandma, Madonna, MLKjr, MKG, Thais, Pygmies, Colin Turnbull, Carlos Castaneda, Burners, Amy Conolly, Charles Blondin, Houdini, Hugo Chavez, Harriet Tubman, Mark Twain, Mike Somers, Mom, Nate Sewell, T-roy, Paul B Kim, me, 2Some, Biola, John Minaglia, Bernadette Fleming, Peter Gabriel, Christopher Guest, Ron at Carrow's Karaoke, Karaoke, Japan, Thailand, Jimmy Jaguar, The Daktaris, Harry Perry, Python, Molly Shannon, Phillip Seymor Hoffman, Will Ferrel, Shalimar, Amy & Emily, Scott, Lindsey & Katie, BFE IV, Belsoni, Dave Bell, J.J., Slats, Gratitudians, and all my really good true friends.
Which lame-ass disney character are you most like?
You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test
You are a Self-Discoverer
You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of 'spirituality'.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward, if anywhere, for the divine, yet you appreciate beauty and openness all around you.
You are distrusting of most forms of organized religion.
You can't say that you trust religious gurus and leaders either, who you know are often charlatans.
You always judge a person based on your experiences with them, not what others have told you about them.
You get your lessons from your own life experiences, not from a book written by slaveowners. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
You scored as Nigel Tufnel.
You are Nigel Tufnel Lead guitarist and founding member of the band, your solos are your trademark. Though you sometimes get confused about day to day matters, it is this very childlike quality that makes you brilliant. You can be a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to the 'backstage arrangements' of life, but in the end you are a professional, and the show will always go on.

Nigel Tufnel


93%

David St. Hubbins


77%

Viv Savage


67%

Derek Smalls


60%

Mick Shrimpton


43%
What Spinal Tap member are you?
Your Monster Profile
"INSANE VAGABOND"
You Feast On: Grass
You Lurk Around In: Public Restrooms
You Especially Like to Torment: Pop Stars What's Your Monster Name?
You Are a Freedom Rocker!
You're stuck in the 70s - for better or worse
Crazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupies
Your kind showed the world how to rock
Is that freedom rock?... Well turn it up man! What Kind of Rocker Are You?
Marticus --
[adjective]:
Having the texture of congealed cheese
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?'
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Arrogant Monk.
Where You Lived: New Guinea.
How You Died: Decapitation. Who Were You In a Past Life?
You Are 60% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
You Are Basic Panties
You are a laid back chick with a real natural beauty.
You can make unwashed hair and minimal make-up super sexy.
Men tend to notice you show the "real you" - and they appreciate it.
And while basic makes boring for some, it looks classic on you. What Kind of Panties Are You?
You Should Be With a Water Sign!
Your best match is a Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces
Why? You crave intimacy and connection in your relationship
And while most guys can't open up enough for you, a Water Sign can
Not that you're whole relationship will be soul gazing
A Water Sign matches your goofy sense of humor - and desire to help others. What Sign Should You Date?
You Are Apple Cider
Smooth and comforting. You have a tendency to be extra faithful and present for a season. What Part of Fall Are You?
Your Birthdate: December 17
You tend to find yourself lucky - both in business and in life.
And while being wealthy is nice, you enjoy sharing your abundance with others.
You put your luck to good use: you are very ambitious and goal oriented.
Often times, you get over excited and take on more than you can manage.
Your strength: Your ability to make your own luck
Your weakness: Thinking you can do it all
Your power color: Bronze
Your power symbol: Half Moon
Your power month: August What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Are a Henna Gaijin!
You're not Japanese, but you wish you were!
You can use chopsticks with your eyes closed, and you've memorized hundreds of Kanji.
You even answer your phone "moshi moshi."
While the number of anime videos you've seen is way higher than the number of dates you've been on, there's hope.
Play the sexy, mysterous gaijin, and you'll have plenty of Japanese meat. What's Your Japanese Subculture?
You Will Be an Unconventional Bride!
You're probably the type of girl who never considered getting married - until you met *him*
You're not a big fan of white dresses, church weddings, or cheesy DJ's
That's okay - you'll do it your way... whether that means a Vegas wedding or guys as bridesmen
While you may not toss the bouquet (or have anyone to toss it to), it will still be the most romantic day of your life! What Kind of Bride Will You Be?
Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
You are Napoleon Dyanamite and a buttload of gangs are trying to recruit you.
Take this quiz !
I'm a Miata
You like to soak up the sun, but your tastes are down to earth. Everyone thinks you're cute. Life is a winding road, and you like to take the curves in stride. Let other people compete in the rat race - you're just here to enjoy the ride.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

My Blog

Last time I was on a computer was to make a gift for a friend-- a couple months ago--

I just returned from 'south of the border' on an incredible hammock-breaking journey of discovery and love.. So, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm rarely on myspace these days-- I'm just lovi...
Posted by Mark Instant Mandonna Bro on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:58:00 PST

The Significant Other

This has been on my mind for a while.. so, at the risk of repeating myself.. To all those wonderful people with boyfriends or girlfriends or partners or wives or husbands-- I LOVE YOU!!!  Right?...
Posted by Mark Instant Mandonna Bro on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:23:00 PST

A little on how to love your children:

Let your children's joy lead your parenting of them. Please, if you see your children fighting, it's because they need another enriching experience. Provide one for them. Drop what you're doing in ...
Posted by Mark Instant Mandonna Bro on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:17:00 PST

Somehow,

I'm lovin' it!   xoxo!   :^D>>
Posted by Mark Instant Mandonna Bro on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:49:00 PST

Some things are really wack!

Like the fact that my ex can take my daughter to texas without my permission, or without me even knowing.. My ex won't even let me take her for the weekend anywhere.Oh, there's much more, but that's a...
Posted by Mark Instant Mandonna Bro on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:57:00 PST

Secession Blog .1

I think the entire West Coast should secede from the u.s. (so that's CA, OR, WA, AK, and HI-- 'cause we all know Alaska and Hawaii totally want to be on their own)  We'll turn most prisons into s...
Posted by Mark Instant Mandonna Bro on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 04:42:00 PST

The Oldest person in the world

just turned 120-- a lifetime vegetarian.http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2006-04/26/con tent_577134.htm:^D>>I also heard that people who eat nothing but fruit abolish any cancer in their body. The p...
Posted by Mark Instant Mandonna Bro on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:50:00 PST

Cliff notes from the past few years

I found an old friend on Myspace today, and wrote hime a short history of the past few years: here's a little sump'm sump'm about what happened the last 5-8 years..Went to Japan, Thailand, Costa Rica...
Posted by Mark Instant Mandonna Bro on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:42:00 PST

Myspace Hype

This is a notice from a dear friend, and my response-- I thought peeps may enjoy my pro-myspace rhetoric--From Moorea:I don't feel at all comfortable having a my myspace site - yet must we have it to ...
Posted by Mark Instant Mandonna Bro on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 05:37:00 PST

Arresting drinkers in bars-Should we kick Texas out of the nation? Or should we just secede?

Texas arresting people in bars for being drunkWed Mar 22, 6:05 PM ETSAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) - Texas has begun sending undercover agents into bars to arrest drinkers for being drunk, a spokeswoman...
Posted by Mark Instant Mandonna Bro on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:10:00 PST