You must ask yourself: Have I bought Hiya any adult beverages? If no, has Hiya bought me any adult beverages? If the answer is still no, then we're not friends in real life, and I'll quick deny you unless you make quite a little case for yourself. Also, if you are a band or record label I know nothing about, (See above! Have we had an exchange of words, face-to-face? If no, then) leave me the FUCK alone. And DON'T ask me about anything work-related on here. For that stuff, look on the website or in the paper on the Wednesday page at the bottom. I will be very, very rude to you if you ask me about work stuff on here. If you ask me about work stuff on here, I'll figure you're using me and I'll delete you, since we are by definition not friends. I've done it before and I can't WAIT to do it again. I fucking LIVE to find out which of you are too dumb to read this warning. Oh, didn't you know what an asshole I can be? Want me to use another cuss word?