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Monty Python LEGO

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You Are Brownie Batter Ice Cream
You've been known to lick *everything* clean What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?
You Are 32% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Any of the great minds....even some of the not-so-great........also anyone named after a fruit.
Your Birthdate: July 12
You're a dynamic, charismatic person who's possibly headed for fame.
You tend to charm strangers easily. And you usually can get what you want from them.
Verbally talented, you tend to persuade people with your speaking and writing.
You are affectionate and loving, but it's hard for you to commit to any one relationship.

Your strength: Your charm

Your weakness: Your extreme manipulation tactics

Your power color: Indigo

Your power symbol: Four leaf clover

Your power month: December What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

What Famous Leader Are You?
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Music:

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I can pass this guy." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Movies:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

L o! Who is that, rampaging through the mountains! It is Elliot, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!!"

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Television:

Lost, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, Daily Show, Mad Money, Stargate, World News, Sports

Books:

Harry Potter, Robert Jordan, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore, Vonnegut, To Kill a Mockingbird, Catch 22, The Stand. A variety of science, electronic and investing books as well.

Heroes:

Can't think of any. If you want to be one, make me an offer.

My Blog

Please Remove Your Shoes.

Lessons from Experience: Do NOT bring your cell phone to the beach. The sand will never come out completely. And it then creates this weird ocean sound when you hold it up to your ear. W...
Posted by Elliot on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:16:00 PST

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled...

...was convincing the world he didn't exist. Entering week three of the new job. The honeymoon phase will end shortly, and the real work will pile on. So far things have been okay; a lot of ...
Posted by Elliot on Tue, 23 May 2006 09:06:00 PST

It's Time for a Revolution

One of my coworkers likes to call me 'Mr. President'. I'm not sure why. I think it was because I could answer all of the questions on his U.S citizenship test. Evidently, knowing that stuff may...
Posted by Elliot on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 06:53:00 PST

Kev, this one's for you.

An excerpt from, 'The Batman Handbook', By Scott Beatty. "How to Take a Kick to the Head" Step 1: Yield to the strike. When an attacker punches or kicks at your face or head, fight the reflex to make...
Posted by Elliot on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:04:00 PST

Anybody got a stamp?

So, I worked out my taxes for the year. After all the deductions, supplemental income and number crunching, I still end up owing the feds money. I don't think I'll be able to afford it. The grand tota...
Posted by Elliot on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 07:00:00 PST

We're gonna need some scotch tape.

The last few weeks have been pretty hectic. I hit up Vegas, LA and then back to the Bay. In a ten day period, I slept in three different beds, three couches and a cot. The traveling took place by two ...
Posted by Elliot on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 10:50:00 PST

Swimming with Sharks

They think there's water on one of Saturn's moons, Enceladus. Isn't that awesome? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4790126.stm The Cassini spotted geysers on a fly-by which implies a heated ...
Posted by Elliot on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 11:50:00 PST

You think you're out, but...

Ok, so I still don't have a set date for the job transfer. I estimate between 6-8 more weeks. I suppose they just couldn't divest my current projects to other people. Bummer. They should be comp...
Posted by Elliot on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 09:53:00 PST

Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay

I left my home in Renton, Headed for the Frisco Bay Well, it appears that I am going to be in the Bay Area for a while longer. I was all set to head back to the northwest to help out my parents, but m...
Posted by Elliot on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 08:09:00 PST