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About Me

I was grown from a carefully chosen collection of genes from the USSR's People's Revolutionary DNA Encyclopedia in a secret laboratory located deep in a pine forest in northern Siberia. How about you? Where are you from?
About You
Full Name Paul McInally
Birthdate 23/05/1973
Birth Place Glasgow
Current Location Scotland
Eye Color Blue
Hair Color Dark brown
Height 5'10"
Piercings None at the moment
Tattoos none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend none
Favorite
Food Japanese & Mexican
Color Red
Candy Resses Peanutbutter Cups
Number 9
Animal Dogs
Drink Tea
Alcholic Drink Beer
Bagel Smokled salmon and cream cheese
Letter R
Part of Opposite Sex's Body Neck
Sport Cricket
Place Prague or Paris. Well Maybe Bavaria
Band Jesus and Mary Chain
Person Rousseau
Actor/Actress Ron Perlman
Car 2CV
Video Game Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Movie Apocalypse Now
This or That
Pepsi or Coke Coke
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hug or Kiss Both but I never seem to get enough of them
Dog or Cat Dog
Summer or Winter Winter if single
Rap or Rock Rock
Your
Bedtime Anytime is a good time for a nap
Most Missed Memory My grandfather
Best Psyical Feature My eyes
First Thought When You Wake Up Oh no not this again
Fear Flying
Longest Relationship 18 months
Have You Ever
Drank Yes
Smoked Yes
Done Drugs Yes
Been Drunk Yes
Been Beaten Up Yes
Beaten Someone Up Yes
Shoplifted Yes
Skinny Dipped Yes
Been Dumped Yes
Dumped Someone Yes
In A Girl/Guy
Eye Color blue or green or pretty much any shade as long as they are nice
Hair Color Dark hair
Hair Length not bothered
Tattoos not bothered
Piercings not bothered
Does Drugs no
Drinks not bothered
Build Tall and slim although curvy is good to
Looks or Personality
Random Things
What Country Would You Like To Visit Paulgoland
How Do You Want To Die After bringing about the total destruction of the human race
Been To The Mall Lately NOOOOOOOO
Do You Like Thunderstorms Oh yeah!!! Who doens't
How Many Cds DO You Own 200+
What Kind Of Music Do You Like too diverse to categorise
Do You Get Along With Your Parents Reasonably
Do you Smoke no
Do you Drink yes
Are You A Health Freak no
Do You Think Youre Attractive so-so
Belive In Yourself As much as Descart did
Where Do You See Yourself In 2 Years Living in France
5 Years Finishing my first novel
Do you Shower Daily Yes
Have You Ever Been In Love I fall in love far too easily
Do You Sing Yes and with vigour
Do You Want To Get Married Mmm maybe
Do You Want To Have Kids Yes
Did You Ever Have A Crush Loads
Have You Ever Kissed The Same Sex Yes
Talk Alot I save it up then let it go in a torrent of lunacy
Play Sports I can box
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Communism

92%

Democrat

83%

Fascism

75%

Socialist

75%

Anarchism

67%

Green

58%

Nazi

17%

Republican

17%
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My Interests

Global Domination, Cricket, Reading, Reading, Reading (pretty much anything from philosophy to trashy novels. How trashy? I can out trash your trashy novels no probs!), History, Politics (the world's greatest soap opera-the American's have perfected it though; I love US politics), Art- mainly 14th to 17the century, Sculpture and Architecture (from the same period), Destroying things (I am not giving any details on that one), Talking utter nonsense, Playing daft games such as roleplaying games, card games and wargames. I suppose Computer games too like World of Warcraft and EVE. Cinema, Music, cooking, trying to do handstands, collecting interestingly shaped stones, making up words and Oggling girls. Oh! And trying to be a better person.......

I'd like to meet:

George Smiley........!

Music:

I love:- Primal Scream, Jesus and Mary Chain, Dead Kennedy's, Air, Aphex Twin, Black Flag, Rachmaninow, Beck, Bach (those two could be a double act??), Beethoven, James Brown, Circle Jerks, Elgar, The Clash, Chemical Brothers, The Cramps, Depeche Mode, Kiss, NWA, Public Enemy, Johnny Cash, RAMONES, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Royksop, REM, The Smiths, Ice T, Wagner, VITALIC!!, Philip Glass and Bjork because I like Snickers. That's all I can think of at the moment.........

Movies:

My favorite movies varies depending on my mood. These are a few old faithfuls:- Apocalypse Now (always puts a smile on my face), Man Bites Dog (It is an understated comedic masterpiece), Breakfast Club (There is one single, tiny nugget of optimism left inside of me that isn't quite dead...yet), Braindead (too funny), Being John Malkovich ( because everyone wants to be John Malkovich; don't they?), Betty Blue (should need no explanation), Cannonball Run (Burt Reynolds is funny RIGHT?), Goodfellas & Casino (the darker side of the darkside), EVIL DEAD (We are not worthy etc repeat until oblivion descends upon us), Raging Bull (Scorcese IS a Genius), The Hit (Seriously underated piece of cinema), JFK (really because I like what Oliver stone did with it; oh and the editing and music are amazing), THE NAME OF THE ROSE (I do not have the linguistic skills to fully express how much I love this film. OH! and Ron Perlman is in it), L.A. Confidential (I have a... slight James Ellroy/L.A. Crime/L.A.P.D./Hollywood malfeasance thing going on), Return of the Living Dead and about 1,000,000 other Zombie movies, Just about anything with Lee Marvin doing what he does, Hellboy (the coolest comic book character ever, and Ron Perlman's plays the lead!), Raising Arizona (Nick Cage ROCKS), Ronin (for letting me know I am not the only one who drives like that), The Royal Tenenbaums (It is Glorious), Scarface (Go Al'), Ahem... Valdez is Coming (my all time favorite Western; in fact pretty much any Burt Lancaster Western), The Limey (brilliant), Nixon (he's hillarious), The Marv' section of Sin City, Mishima and about a million others but I can't remember all of them right now. How did I forget Leon and Nikita!! Blue Velvet (I am Frank Booth!!). Star Wars Episopdes 4, 5 and 6. Approximately half of the Alien's films (Iwould need a hacksaw to assemble all of the good bits into one movie; well the first one I can leave alone). Bladerunner!! Where is the Special Edition?? Raiders of the Lost Ark and The Last Crusade (in Flames of War Indy is worth 156,983 points). There is no other way to put this but Horror movies. Good bad trashy just as long as they aren't bland I'll give them a try.......

Television:

Frasier... um... god this bit's difficult... Ah! My name is Earl, the IT Crowd, Have I got News For You, The Daily Show (John Stewart is highly amusing), The Queen's Speech... um that's probably it I think????......

Books:

I'll keep this one short and simply say that I may have a slight book addiction.

Heroes:

Stalin (nobody messes with Uncle Joe; the pinacle of dictatorship in any of it....