Koosh©

Hey man,I'm KoOsh,i think this is all you need to know.My LIFE motto is party hardy=tardy-write that down.Leave your caution at the door...
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Your Seduction Style: The Dandy
You're a non-traditionalist, not limited by gender roles or expectations.
Your sexuality is more fluid than that - and you defy labels or categories.
It's hard to pin you down, and that's what's fascinating about you.
You have the psychology of both a male and a female, and you can relate to anyone. What Is Your Seduction Style?
You Are Brownie Batter Ice Cream
You've been known to lick *everything* clean What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?
You Were Very Naughty This Year!
Naughty, naughty! You've given Santa a broken heart.
You probably won't get anything from Mr. Claus
Except for a well deserved spanking
(Which you'll probably enjoy, you sicko!) Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?
Your Stripper Song Is
She Wants to Move by N.E.R.D.
"Her off beat dance makes me fantasize
(Her curves) She's sexy!!"
You are 100% sex appeal. As simple as that. What Song Should You Strip To? Koosh --
[adjective]:
Extremely extreme!
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com?•I'm all about the simple things in life such as... sleeping peace when day is done...............................that's how i ROLL! ... -let's see shall we...I'm a girl,i live with two of my best mates & an alsatian in a cool little house in the darling town of Irvine where more often than not we are rudely awakened by the group of drug abusing,party go-ers that we call our friends,rattling on the door. •All about a bong & a waffle,pipe & a crepe?Flapjack & a cig? •Speaking of French delicacy's,did anyone notice how Gwen "creped" into our lives? •I'm into labia origami,i can make flowers and butterflys.... •I'm quite laid back but still a bit of an ADRENALINE junky! •I LIKE NOT KNOWING WHAT TO EXPECT •I was in Vice magazine in the "clothes...models own" section by accident,what a way to get busted when noone knew you'd left the country... •I love snowboarding even though i have my shit days •I enjoy the madness of BCM & one day i'll be working in there •I ate fried locusts once and it was rather nice. •I like MINT shower gel •My favourite restaurant is Kubla Khan,Pancho Villas a close second.MMM ZEBRA •Rather skate than skateboard. •I consume more YUMYUMS than anyone else. •I'm AFF MY HEED as Dionne likes to tell me. • I ENJOY SHARKISH BANTER courtesy of Sir Chewbacca •I apparently walk about naked "all the fucking time" according to SD... •Left home when i was 16 •I hate people who are so far UP THEMSELVES they're inside oot •I love kinder bueno's,people always buy me them from the garage when they go to get fags. •Distinguishing features? well apart from being downright beautiful i have a scar on my back & people always ask me what it is,duh •Also a scar from the top of my lip to the inside of my nose from where i kicked myself in the face backwards on my snowboard getting out the way of a wee kid,some call it stupid,some call it heroic.There was a big hole in my face which i could put my finger through to disgust people,easton nearly fainted and becs mopped up all the blood. •I bent my coccyx when i was snowblading which was extremely painful and went to a chiropractor for bout a year and a half. •I can still BEND OVER backwards though •I've got quite a memory for remembering bits out of films and quotes which sometimes can get annoying harhar "look at my sexy parrtay" •I DON'T get embarrassed easily,i can sacrifice my ego for comedy •Everyone I work with is MALAYSIAN,it's the best fun •I think it's amaZing how the you can make the human body move if you have the PERSEVERANCE. •I'm into Graphic design & Forp layout. •I'm a total sucker for green eyes,sad but true •I'd like to have a crack at choreography,tattooing,skate deck graphics,board graphics,podium dancing,pole dancing,fashion production,events organising,being a mechanic,porn directing,MIXOLOGY-the art & science of it... •I like RISK takers. •I can't stand TACKY tattoos •I'm mates with everyone,if i don't like you & you think it's because of what you are into or that perhaps i am discriminating you,it's not...it's just because YOU ARE AN ARSEHOLE. •I'm intereSted in skatin,breakin,being tired...being WIRED,mainly all kinds of dancing as long as it's fast,punks,boys with MOHAWKS,nice dreads,BOYS from FINLAND,tattoos,FETISH models,green tea,and hammocks. •I love all my friends.From all over the world.I keep in touch. •I love my crazy mother fuckers in Ireland!HOW THE FUCKIN TREE GROW!!! •I like to have a FUN time all of the time & try to ensure those around me do the same hence... •I love a good PARTY. hectic •The kitchen is always the cool place to be. •I sleep face down.Or I liked to but now my BOOBS get in the way •I take my dancing seriously although some people still take the piss lol.I don't give a FUCK. •Two of my friends have named their children after me(now i can create an army - jokes) •I enjoy HALLUCINATING on strange concoctions. •I enjoy random stoned banter •I think my brother's laugh is one of the funniest things ever,like when he was reading the "yo momma jokes"... •I'm off ma ROCKER •I was named after LAUREN BACALL. •One of the WORST days of my life was when i went into Pancho Villas and they had taken MUD PIE off the menu,i cried for weeks. •Apparently i am like CHRISTIE but in a womans body... •My middle name is SHAKESPEARE but i can handle it •My life is always at an extreme high or way low •In my experience funeral wakes always turn into the BEST party's. •I hate wooden lolly sticks.LIKE SERIOUSLY HATE THEM.They make me sick •I like mangoes,a lot,as well as the company... •I can DRAW with both hands •I'd eat a plate of WORMS if it ment my best friend would be happy cos that's the kinda gal i am •I don't think there is anything wrong with wanting to be a pole dancer/stripper etc I don't think it is a waste of INTELLIGENCE. •Sometimes i talk too much (ie). •If i have lack of intelligent conversation after a while i have terrible withdrawal symptoms. •I wish i was as smart as my brother but what can i say,I got the good looks in the family!haha KIDDING (no but seriously). •I have fairly small feet (size 4-still get into a 3) •My regulars consist of Corona,Cobra and Hoegaarden. •I love traveling-i like the feeling of mobility. •I'd like to try everything except incest & morris dancing (i think that covers it). •I feel good about helping people with nothing to gain for myself.I wish i was like this more •Embrace unpredictability.I like surprises •I plan to take up sky diving sometime in the next couple of years •Also a crack at [bgirl] (somewhere) and bmxing with Gee cos she won't laugh at me •LIFE is what you make it & i intend to make mine one hell of a ride.xxx