Nice try, dopplegangers.
Chopper Dave and some hot little, morally-depraved harlots who wouldn't mind my cleaning their proverbial pipes whilst wearing a fake moustache. And if they do mind. . .well. . .too bad.
MC Chris, Catalyst, the Bled, Vision of Disorder, Mars Volta, Devin Townsend, Mike Patton (he's a rapscallion, I tell you), Faith No More, Bjork, Opeth, A Tribe Called Quest, Every Time I Die, Haste, Killswitch Engage, old AFI, old Cave In, Soilwork, Hepcat, the Circle Jerks, Blanks 77, Porcupine Tree, Deftones, Jane's Addiction, Once I Tried, dredg, Lovage, Lamb of God, Portishead, Sneaker Pimps, Esthero, the Misfits, Bad Brains, Cake, the End, Sikth, Dillinger Escape Plan, Radiation 4, old 311, Ben Lee, Burnt By The Sun, Elysian Fields, Lamb of God, Clutch, the Refused, Jedi Mind Tricks, Shadows Fall, Soul Coughing, Lineage, High on Fire, Social Distortion, Bodies In The Gears of the Apparatus, the Black Dahlia Murder, Gorilla Biscuits, Life of Agony, Helmet, Black Flag, Head Automatica, Far, hopesfall, Fugazi, Pavement, Minor Threat, Living Color, From A Second Story Window, the Descendents, Texas Is The Reason, Overcast, Handsome Boy Modeling School, As I Lay Dying, GlassJaw, Idiot Pilot, Norma Jean, Kaiser Chiefs, Sick of it All, Isis, Mastodon, the Pixies, Zao, the Clash, Dinosaur Jr., The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, Aphex Twin, the Red Death, Theory In Practice, bloodsimple., God Forbid, U.N.K.L.E., the Bronx, Air, Quicksand, John Frusciante solo shit, Ween, Carcass, the Smiths, pageninetynine, the Slackers, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Winter Solstice, Strapping Young Lad, Muse, Cephalic Carnage, Operation Ivy, the Number Twelve Looks Like You, Queens of the Stone Age, Jeff Buckley, the Red Chord, Rollins Band, the Cure, Turbonegro (but not because that fucker Bam says so) and Massive Attack. . .but I fucking hate, with all of my fucking being, H.I.M.
I love Michael Caine. "Goodnight you princes of SeaLab, you kings of the ocean. People are always asking me, 'What's it all about, Alfred?'" Oh, and I love Chopper Dave's made for TV movie, "Blades Of Vengeance." You see, he's a chopper pilot by day, but by night he fights crime. . .as a werewolf. YEAH!
I will slaughter them like a wolf among lambs! The seas will run red with the blood of my enemies!
It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!
-- Glassjaw - Ape Dos Mil --